Deep In The Closet
Barty: THEY'RE LYING DOWN ON MY COUCH WITH THEIR HEAD IN MY LAP AHHHHHHYHHHH
Remus: simp
Alice: aweeeee, make sure they're comfortable
Barty: are you saying my lap isn't very comfortable
Remus: ive never laid my head in a cis man's lap before but wouldn't it be uncomfortable with a dick poking you in the head
Dorcas: remus a cock isn't hard all the time
Remus: you just put the image of a soft cock in my mind and its all wrinkly and curly RJEJD3JKEDKRKEJEJ UHHHDEUUEUDUR
Frank: WTF
Barty: yeah wtf, how can you not have laid your head in a cis man's lap, you're gay
Remus: most cis men don't want a trans man's head in their lap, platonic or not
Emmeline: does anyone know that girl's name from the tattoo shop, not the blonde one the other one
Remus: im pretty sure thats Mary
Emmeline: oh okay thank you
Barty: ANYWAYS BACK TO ME, WHEN REGULUS GOT HERE, SHE KISSED MY CHEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Benjy: your expectations are so low Barty, I'd be mad that they hadn't pinned me on the floor
Barty: 😐
Barty: plus Regulus is questioning demisexual so shut up ⁉️⁉️⁉️
Remus: YAY DEMISEXUALSSSS 🤪😍😝😍😍😗😛😋🤭😋😋😐🤭😋😘😋😋🙂😍😗😍😋🙃😝🤫🤭🙃😋😝🤪😋😋🙂
Peter: tf
Benjy: getting a little too excited there
Barty: thats what she said
Frank: what did I do to deserve having to be the adult in the scenario
Remus: you were born before us, that's what you did
Remus: does anyone have Sirius' Instagram, my mum wants a picture of him
Dorcas: @sirius_constellationtattoos
Emmeline: Why do you know that
Dorcas: bc I do.
Dorcas: marlene told me
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Constellation Tattoos
FanfictionSirius Black buys a shop next to a café/book store and a plant shop. He turns it into a Tattoo Parlor and a Piercing Place. Remus Lupin owns the cafè/bookshop next to what Sirius bought. He doesn't pay much attention to the new shop that was being...
