Deep In The Closet
Dorcas: choke on this cock
Barty: how do I tell if I'm bi
Remus: dunno
Barty: REMUS
Emmeline: ask Mary, she's bi
Barty: oh okay thanks
Mary MacDonald
Barty: hello it is barty
Mary: no shit
Barty: DUDE IM STRUGGLIGN EITH MY SEXUALITY DONT BE MEAN
Mary: why did you come to me, I thought Remus was the expert at that shit
Barty: EMMELINE SENT ME HERE BC UR BI
Mary: oh ur questioning bi?
Barty: yeah how did u know
Mary: basically, I was like women <3 but then also men <3 but mostly women <3
Barty: that doesn't help
Mary: have you ever been attracted to a woman before
Barty: IDK HOW DO I TELL
Mary: omfg its the same as liking a man
Barty: oh then yes
Mary: okay yk u like men
Barty: yeah
Mary: do you feel comfortable with the term bi or would you prefer to be unlabelled or omni or?
Barty: idk
Barty: bi doesn't fit but neither does omni
Mary: how about you stay unlabelled?
Barty: okay okay thanks
Mary: no problem
Party
Remus: I hate men, I decided not to wear my binder today and someone goes "alr princess, wanna come to my house?" No Sir I don't, just because my skirt happens to be short and I have tits does not give you an invitation to call me princess or ask if I want to go to ur house u disgusting cis white male
Lily: #cancelmen2021
Remus: I nearly said "sir I am a man"
Dorcas: are you okay? Did you make it to work safe?
Remus: yeah
Dorcas: thats good
Remus: anyways I saw a thing on Facebook (I only have it for pets okay) and it was a golden retriever pup and I'm going to see it tonight!!
Frank: sometimes you need to calm down with the pets
Alice: you and I and everyone else knows they never will
Remus: exactly
Remus: thinking about naming him Achilles
Sirius: I just finished The Song Of Achilles.
Regulus: thats why you were crying?
Sirius: THAT SHIT WAS SO SAD AT THE END
Emmeline: Remus cried for months
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Constellation Tattoos
FanfictionSirius Black buys a shop next to a café/book store and a plant shop. He turns it into a Tattoo Parlor and a Piercing Place. Remus Lupin owns the cafè/bookshop next to what Sirius bought. He doesn't pay much attention to the new shop that was being...
