Party
Remus: hey
Sirius: hey 😏
Remus: bye.
Sirius: :(
Regulus: drugs
Regulus: huh why did I type that
Lily: BAKAAJAJJAJZSJJFKEKXKD
Dorcas: im so tired
Dorcas: my ma wants me to help her move into her knew house and I CANT BE BOTHERED
Barty: tell her that my dad will help bc apparently they're dating
Dorcas: WHAT
Barty: yeah they've went on multiple dates
Dorcas: NO
Marlene: whats so bad abt that?
Barty: Dorcas doesn't wanna be related to me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Dorcas: THIS IS A NIGHTMARE
Barty: ur ma was over his last night
Dorcas: STOP
Dorcas: THIS IS ABUSE
Barty: 😏😏😏😏
Peter: im lost
Remus: cry for help
Peter: no I'm seriously lost
Peter: and I look hot today and I don't really fancy being hit on while I have no idea where I am
Regulus: check on Google maps?
Peter: where did you get the brains from
Regulus: ur mom
Sirius: it's so unfunny that it's funny
Lily: I hate Billie Eilish, and when she comes out with a good song, suddenly everyone's like "omg she's so cool" LIKE NO SHE QUEER BAITED AND IS DATING A RACIST
Remus: my family gc is called #Cancel Billie Eilish 1975
Barty: biggest flex is that I'm in that
Alice: it's basically not even a family gc, it's just Remus' parents and his friends
Emmeline: Alice, they adopted us.
Remus: ive got plenty of parents to go around!
Frank: PLS
Remus: I wanna write a book and I was planning it out in my head and I didn't realise that I had made two men fairies (gay stereotype if anyone is dumb to not know) and I didn't realise till I woke up with morning
Peter: cancelled ❌
Peter: also I found a crochet shop and they do rats!
Peter: Elvis Presley deserves a friend
James: oh btw a lot of people are coming to the party in a weeks time so if you feel uncomfortable with a lot of people, you don't have to come or anything and if it gets too crowded, no one will be allowed upstairs so yous can go up there if you need a moment!
Dorcas: you're so sweet
James: :D
Peter: Remus how is Achilles and Patroclus doing
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Constellation Tattoos
أدب الهواةSirius Black buys a shop next to a café/book store and a plant shop. He turns it into a Tattoo Parlor and a Piercing Place. Remus Lupin owns the cafè/bookshop next to what Sirius bought. He doesn't pay much attention to the new shop that was being...
