Time jump about one year. Remus and Sirius have moved in with eachother. James is pregnant. Neville was born.
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The Best Three
Peter: I just inhaled a spoonful of sugar
Tobi: excuse me
Kayde: you're excused
Tobi: ha ha. Very funny
Tobi: are you okay, Pete?
Peter: im seeing stars
Kayde: from sugar? You sure it's sugar? Because I know for a fact it's not if you found it at Sirius' or Marlene's
Peter: I found it at Dorcas'
Tobi: drugs
Tobi: definitely
Tobi: that girl is always high
Peter: so coke?
Peter: I prefer marijuana but whatever
Kayde: awe 😍
Tobi: i kid you not I started my period at a job interview yesterday
Kayde: thats embarrassing
Peter: LMFAO OH NO WERE YOU OKAY
Tobi: I cried after
Tobi: I got the job tho
Tobi: probably out of pity
Kayde: only you.
Kayde: anyways I got a kitty
Peter: no
Peter: I have a rat kayde
Kayde: they could be friends
Peter: kayde cats eat rats for breakfast
Peter: or dinner
Kayde: but friendship
Tobi: rich people eat poor people for breakfast, look where Sirius and Remus are
Peter: but
Peter: they do-
Kayde: finish that and I'll rip your dick off
Peter: I don't need it so sure do it
Peter: anyways I'm pretty sure sirius does eat Remus
Tobi: GET OUT FIND THE EXIT NOW
Peter: no pls you're my only sane family 😪
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