Bunch of Good 'Ole Fashion One Shots

pontiac

here's a story my friend wrote because she has bad handwriting🙄

imagine: ur doing ur homework becas ur super smart (u r in a pee classes this year). when all ofnan sudden.f u see a word u don't no?!!! u can bearly read it over ur stupid fruends chickin scratch handwritung, so u deside to ask her what it say. just as u send the text, it clicks in ur brain!!! the word is pontiac!!!! u don't know what that is but it must be important. u send ur friend a text telling her u understand but before she even reads it she responds to ur first message, telling i that the word is pontiac. but u already kno! u try 2 tell her but she says it again. u are starting 2 grow frantik. u tell her 2 stop but she won't. the word bombards ur brain. u have to turn ur phone off, but u can't escape it. it leeks into ur brain. you deside to go to sleep, that way no thots r in ur head. but, it shows up in ur dream!!!!! u wake up in a cold sweay 2 hear a nock on ur door. who could it be??? you open the door, to see... ed sheesrn???? what is he doing here? u ask him, "ed sheeran???? what are u doing here?" he just grins like a karot and whispers "pontiac". ur heart stoppd but before u can say anything, he pulls a pontiac out of his pocket and whacks you in the head with it. u die, and  tha last thing u see is ed and ur friend standing over u, chanting "pontiac" over and over and over 4ever.

-ur welcome for distracting u from ur homework. from cre8tuveimaginesgurl