chaos

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^don't ask.^

just a page of....i don't even know

true chaos. 

:D



"BUCK STOP!"

"AH UH, YOU CAN'T CALL ME THAT!"

"WHY NOT!"

"ONLY STEVE CAN!"

"GIVE ME MY GOLDFISH BACK!" 

"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR COVERING MY ARM WITH Y/N'S STICKERS!"

"THEY'RE STICKERS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JUST TAKE THEM OFF!"

"NO THE RESIDUE STUFF WON'T COME OFF!

"GIVE ME THE GOLDFISH OR I'LL THROW YOUR ARM OUT THE WINDOW!"

"NO! FISH IS GOING DOWN THE TOILET!"

"DON'T YOU DARE DO THAT TO BARNABUS!"

"TOO BAD!"

"DON'T YOU DARE I SWEAR TO GOD!"

Bucky was obviously faster at running, the serum and all. He lowered the bag into the toilet, plopping Barnabus in there, and flushed. 

"NOOOOOO! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"

"SUCK MY DI-"

"BOYS!" Natasha rolled her eyes, "If you don't shut the fu-"

"Language, all of you!" Steve walked in.

"What I was going to say, if you don't shut the- shut up then you won't be seeing tomorrow. Bucky stop being such a princess, and Sam stop acting like a 4 year old."

Y/n walked over to Sam and Bucky, "Hi."

"WHAT!" they said in unison.

"Why you mad-"

"BUCKY SHOVED MY FUCKING GOLDFISH DOWN THE TOILET, I'M PISSED!" 

"How much did you spend for that?" 

"50 cents."

"Ooh."

"SAM BUY A NEW ONE," Bucky yelled.

"IT'LL NEVER BE THE SAME."

"OHMYGODSAM."





that was entertaining.

thanks for reading. 

if you liked it, i'm glad. 

i love you 3000.

and i just thought i'd tell you guys that i stayed up till 4 am reading older brother x little sister books...AND WHY CAN'T REAL LIFE OLDER BROTHERS ACTUALLY BE LIKE THAT. so unfair. ok ok but the book 'oh brother' is so good i recommend. same with 'Speak \ Ongoing' . ah all the ones on my reading list are. 

and i'm currently going through sunday sadness yipeee

the swan lake music is playing in my head

bye.

comment your requests. 

[Sep 26, 2021]

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