Double Agent (Fem Reader X Tony Stark)

Chapter 39 - Alexei

"I said we needed a jet." Nat says to Rick as we stare at a broken chopper.

"Yeah, you know what you didn't give me? Time. Or money. I'm not made of jets."

"I thought you were supposed to be the best. Like a real pro." Yelena says, walking to the front of the chopper.

"Oh, I beg your pardon, tsarina. Was the free flat and lifetime supply of kissel not to your liking?"

"Ha!" Yelena laughs.

"Don't let her wind you up." Nat smiles.

"No, I take exception to impugning my professionalism."

"Well, you did set us up with a generator that crapped out after six hours." I nod.

Rick scoffs. "You, too, huh? Tag team."

"Aw, he's sensitive. See why you keep him around." Yelena smiles.

"Where's the rest?" Nat asks.

He sighs and grabs a bag and drops it. "Voilà."

Yelena kneels down and grabs a granola bar. "Ooh."

"Oh, I stashed that, like, five years ago." Nat says as Yelena takes a bite. "How is it?"

"It's dry. It's really dry." She walks into the chopper.

"You know, you're getting dangerously close to running out your tab. Supplies I can tally, but you bring me attention from the authorities, all my prices go up."

"What's that supposed to mean?" I ask.

"Your mate, Secretary Ross, has been sniffing around my affairs to the point at which I've got contacts declining my calls. I'm a private contractor."

"You are sensitive." Nat smiles as get into the chopper.

"You're a very annoying individual. You too, Y/N."

I look out and flip him off.

"I'll make it up to you." Nat smiles.

"Mmm-hmm. That's what you say every time."

"She'll kiss you, will that make you leave so we can change? She said she will also give-" Nat spins and smacks me hard in the face, "Mother fucker!" I yell as she slams the door.

"Does she always abuse you like this, Y/N?" Yelena smiles as we pull out our white suits.

"All the time Yelena...she....she threatens to kill me if I don't do what she says. She says she'll cut off my ears...she'll make me eat them." I pretend cry and take off my shirt.

"Oh you are full of shit!" Nat yells and grabs the suit out of my hands. "This is yours." She throws it and the boots at me.

"The right side of my face is numb." I say as I zip up my suit and clip on my belt and holster. I then slip on my batons and wrist guards.

"You deserved it." Nat says, sitting in the copilot's seat.

"You deserve a foot up your ass, but I don't go there." I sit down behind Yelena.

"She's very cranky, isn't she?" Yelena turns to look at me.

"Okay...not another word. Both of you." She points.

"Bitch." I mutter under my breath.

"Asshole." She slightly smiles.

We fly to the prison dad was in and deliver a package to him. I look down at the tablet to see the earpiece was turned on, so I could see his location. "Today is your lucky day, Dad. Move to the door on the south wall." I say.