Genji: Man, left in such a hurry, I accidentally skipped lunch! Maybe this place has a cafeteria. No, it's a castle. (stops in the middle of the hall) A meatery? (begins running up the stairs only for Alcina's daughters to block his path)
Cassandra: You want some food? We can hook you up! How 'bout some motherf**kin' ginger?!
Daniela: Or maybe some cinnamon?!
Bela: I got some pepper for you. You like pepper?
Genji: Hey, those aren't foods! Those are things you put ON foods!
Cassandra: Like GINGERBREAD?!
Daniela: Or CINNABUNS?!
Bela: I-I got nothin', um... (pause) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGS!
(all three minions bulk up)
Genji: Okay, now you're just making me hungry! And you wouldn't like me when I'm-- (gets attacked by the daughters) Wait! Ahh! (hits a pillar and then gets back up on his feet) ...Hungry!
(cut back to Lady Dimitrescu and Armaros)
Empress Dimitrescu: So, Armaros, you mad that I tried to have you killed?
Armaros: More confused why you target Kenji instead of me. Not that it matters; I'm going to put you down for good, not unlike I did to Mother Miranda, you miserable little--
Empress Dimitrescu: And I will enjoy watching you failL! Because you see, before you arrived, I used the DragonBalls to grant myself immortality! (starts laughing)
Armaros: Wait, so you tried to have me killed, then used the DragonBalls?
Empress Dimitrescu: (stops laughing) What? Yeah, why? Oh, shit... Wow, I dodged a bullet on that one! Thank God my dauguters are so incompetent!
(cut back to inside the hall with Goku knocking all three daughters to the ground)
Genji: Now tell me where the meatery is! ...And then the throne room! ...Please tell me the meatery is IN the throne room! (Bela an Daniela fire a blast at Genji, but their blasts gets redirected by two blasts) Huh?
Maya: HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! Hey, Genji! Looks like you could use some help!
Genji: Not really, no. Hey, Maya! Is that a second power beam?
Kenji: 'Sup?
(Maya screams and jumps back)
Genji: Oh, hey, Kenju!
Cassandra: You alive?!
Genji: Well, of course he's alive! Armaros's alive! I mean, you guys have used the DragonBalls, right?
Cassandra: ...Oh, wow! Yeah! Thank God we incompetent!
Kenji: Not even gonna lie, this is EXACTLY what I'm looking for in a castle. Walls, ceiling, meatery...
Genji: WHERE?!
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Oc Truth Or Dare/Random Stuff
FanfictionWhat as these Ocs do what you request or watch them do random things like playing uno or eating a orange or something. If you have a Oc, you can request he/her to be in this! Ok let's get to this wierd idea I had! Edit: Ok this use to be a truth or...
