Ethan Vs Historia

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Legendaro: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! WE ARE BACK AGAIN WITH ANOTHER RAP BATTLE!!! This time we have Historia The Queen Of Eldia vs.....Ethan a whinny little bitch with daddy issues?

Ethan: HEY YOU WROTE THAT DOWN!?

Legendaro: Ps. Genji was here and you can't kill me cause I'm right now in the afterlife

Ethan: I'm going to kill him again

Historia: Hahaha let's begin, what a coincidence the demon king thinks that he scare. I'm a angel and demon leaving kids in the bedroom screaming! You're a clown but got some moves, you know I can dance to. Let me grab my scythe where I can tear in you. Let the world know if they had to choose your life is now coming to a end.

Ethan: Word on through the multiverse is that you have some beef with me? Demon King, stare deep into your eyes. I got a trick that'll terrify with a huge massive foot coming down. I can beat anything queeny and go ahead I promise that you'll never want to test me! You had a good life going but it's coming to a end, take it from the demon who has broken his chains!

Historia: Well Ethan at least my own dad loved me and when mean father I mean both of them. Now I'm here on the throne as the Eldian Queen! Kill it like a bottle, fill it to the top, born to be a devil. The scaring never stops, could you believe that this demon was smaller than a cyborg and when mean smaller I mean down there.

Ethan: Krista, let's get one thing straight that kaiju never stood a chance. Pummeled to ground with sword in his ass and im laughing while I'm killing at your feet is blood of those orphans! Come to the darkness where nothing can shine and when you try to fight break free I'll knock drop you and have you falling inside the black.

Historia: Ok that was good

Ethan: I learned from Genji and yeah I can emit that he kick my ass and what do you mean that Genji is bigger?

Historia: Oh me and Angela got into a arguement about who can go long in sex and Genji could go about 10 round without loosing a bit of stamina and that thing is huge! She showed me a picture!

Historia showed Ethan the picture Angela showed her as his eyes wided.

Ethan: How the hell is she still alive!?

Historia: Beats me well let's see if you can go long than him!

Ethan: Here we go again!

Legendaro: Welp it's over so we've learned two things today that Ethan and Historia don't mess around when it comes to rapping and Genji has a huge d###!

Emi pops out of nowhere: Why did you even include that?

Legendaro: Beats me, when you are waiting for school to start you think of weird things. Now I'm going to go to Maya's universe and troll Jean!

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