At Taxes 4 Free. The T.V. is on and it's airing Metro 7, the headline: "Croony the Lounge Singing Chipmunk Dead at 74" with Tawny as the anchorwoman.
Tawny: (sadly)Aw. And that's one chipmunk we'll never forget. (changing to picture if a drunk Fable. The headline: Queen of Fables Released from the US Tax Code)In other news, evil sorceress, Queen of Fables, won a huge ruling today when a judge found her imprisonment in a US Tax Code to be cruel and unusual punishment.
Inside Queen of Fables office we see her still inside the US Tax Code.
Fables: (smoking a cig; annoyed) They always use that same damn picture.
Harley: Better than the picture they use of me. (she shows her a picture of Harley going to hit the camera with her bat while looking like she was having drunk orgasm; immediately taking the phone away) Hey, at least they're letting you out soon. Are we still gonna get our weekly coffees?
Fables: If I'm not too busy getting my fuck on. (they share a laugh)So, what's the update with the Legion of Doom?
Harley: Nada. Same as last week. (annoyed) Who do I gotta blow up to get an invite?
Fable: Easy. Find the thing the Legion wants most, and then you get it for yourself. All right, I've got a two o'clock with an independent contractor who keeps his receipts in a fuckin' ALF lunch box.
~Timeskip~
Back at the hideout/mall, Harley has a tablet.
Harley: (as Harley swipes through the pictures) Bane, Sinestro, Grodd, I mean, even Joker.
We see that King, Clayface and Psycho are around her while Poison Ivy and Frank are on the couch watching T.V. and (Y/N) and Heather where throwing paper airplanes, the former helps the latter up so that she could throw it farther.
Psycho: (interrupting her) Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know what they look like.
Harley: What's your point? That they've all tried and failed to steal (showing a picture of a patented weather machine) Kord Industries' game-changing weather machine. Which is why we are gonna do it.
King: If none of them could steal it, that seems like a pretty good indicator that we should not try.
Harley: But if we succeed, it will make the Legion so furious, they'll have to notice us. (pointing at Clayface) I sent Clayface to do some recon.
Clayface: (turning a woman; Psycho pinches his nose) My character was a sassy divorcee...
Psycho: (interrupting him; letting go) Can we please not do the unnecessary backstory thing?
Clayface: ...named Brenda...
Psycho: Okay.
Clayface: (walking around him) ...who is back in the dating game for the first time in a while, and she's decided to get adult braces.
Psycho: Of course she did.
Clayface: (walking over to Harley) I know what you're thinking. It's a little expensive on a secretary's salary, but no! You can't put a price on a smile. So she threw caution to the wind-
Harley: (interrupting him) Clayface! Intel!
Clayface: (turning back into his normal form and making his hand into a diorama) The machine is being protected by 1,000-ish lasers, according to head scientist Jerome Stansfield, who may or may not be heartbroken when Brenda does not show up to work tomorrow.
King: How will we ever get past 1,000-ish lasers?
Harley: Already thought of that. Psycho?
Psycho: (bringing out schematics) S.T.A.R. Labs created a personal force field device that deflects energy. Problem is, the only way to get into the room is through an air duct about four inches wide. I don't know how the hell we're gonna do that.
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