You are Y/n L/n You live with your Parents in Tokyo Japan, and You have to best Friends, And your the most overpowered Person in the Universe!
That's all you need to know
It was A Warm Sunny day, and Miia decided to help around the house by doing some Laundry, and she was hanging them outside, While Also Taking licks out of them with her Snake tongue, to Pretty Much taste your Scent, and as she was Just about finished you walked in the Back Yard to congratulate her!
Y/n: "Wow Miia, You really are pulling your own weight around here! Great Job!"
Miia: "Awwww, Thank you darling~! I do want to make you Happy~!"
Y/n: "And You're already doing that!"
Miia: "Kyyyyyah~! Wait, I have been wondering where are your Parents anyway since this is your Parents Place?"
Y/n: "Eh, this is their Place, there Just always really Busy, Really Rich, and Really Inetentave! They also stay about 1/3 of the year while the rest was on Business trips, so they Pretty Much, leave me alone here but I can take care of myself."
Miia: "Oh okay then, I guess that Makes sense."
Y/n: "Anyways, Why don't I get you some Lemona- KYYYYAH! ANOTHER PTEROSAUR HAD GRABBED ME! PLEASE CALL JURRASIC WORLD AND TELL THEM THEY'VE LOST ANOTHER ONE!"
You were Being flown by some Creature with wings, and Miia got scared!
Miia: "Kyyyah! Darling!! I'll save you! Just gotta call up A Few People!"
Miia then ran inside and started calling up some other People! Meanwhile, you were being flown across the city until you both landed at A Park, and you were Dropped on A Tree branch to see your Assailant who was A Smol, Blue, Harpy!
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Y/n: "Um... Who are you exactly?"
Papi: "I'm Hapi the Pappy Harpy! No Wait... I'm Pappy the Hapi Harpy... No, I'm Papi the Hapi Harpy... No wait I'll get this Just give me A Minute..."
Y/n: "You mean Papi the Happy Harpy?"
Papi: "Yes, that's Right! I'm Papi the Happy Harpy!"
Y/n: "Great, I'm Y/n, now why did you kidnap me?"
Papi: "Oh Sorry, I Kidnapped you because-!"
Just then you heard some Music coming this way into the Park!
Papi: "Huh? Is that Icecream!? I love Icecream!!!"
Y/n: "You want some Icecream?"
Papi: "Yes, Of course!"
Y/n: "Okay, I'm Buying."
Papi: "YAY! Thank you!"
Papi then Pulled you down the Tree by the Back of your shirt with her Talon's, and she dragged you over to the Icecream truck, with A Surprising amount of Strength!
Meanwhile, with Miia, she had Gotten Rias, Akeno, Momo, And Itsuka to try searching for you, despite her jealousy!
Miia: "Look if we Find him, Then I get first Dibs! Alright, You Dirty Bitches?"
Akeno: "Ara Ara~ Aren't you so Slick~"
Miia: "Shut up, or Else I'll slither over there and tear your world A Fucking Sunder!!"
Momo: "Everyone Calm down! I think I found something!"
She then Picked up A Navy Blue feather and Everyone acknowledged it!
Miia: "A Bird stole him!? Fuck that Thing I'm killing it!"
She then slithered off as everyone else tried to catch up with her!
Meanwhile, with you, You were Just eating A Rocket Pop as Papi was eating A Softserve Vanilla cone, and she smiled and thanked you!
Papi: "Thank you so Much Y/n-Kun! You're so Nice!"
Y/n: "Your welcome Papi. Now, why don't you tell me why did you kidnap me again?"
Papi: "Oh, It's because I have to find A Family to stay with or else the Exterminator will up to extort me... Whatever that means?"
Y/n: "PAPI! That means the Coordinator will deport you!! That's Bad!!"
Papi then dropped the ice cream to the ground and she got sad and Close to crying!
Papi: "M-My Icecream..."
Y/n: "Sigh... Here's my Rocket Pop."
Papi: "Yay! Thank you Y/n-Kun!"
Papi then began sucking the Rocket Pop out of your hand like it was Your dick, and you were just sitting there Looking away from her blushing until you turned around to see her coated in A Thick, Sticky Layer of Melted Rocket Pop!
Y/n: "HOW DID YOU GET THAT ALL OVER YOU!?"
Papi: "I don't know? Bathtime!!"
Papi then began taking off all of her clothes right in front of you as she was about to jump into the fountain along with her, before Miia Jumped in out of nowhere and begins choking her!
Miia: "WHY YOU LITTLE!? I'LL TEACH YOU TO STRIP IN FRONT OF MY DARLING!"
Papi: "ACK! AAAAAH! AAAAACK! AAAAAAACK!"
Everyone then Pulled her off Of Papi and You convinced her to put her clothes back on, as everything was calming down you were explaining what was going on!
Y/n: "... So Look, Papi Needs A Family to stay with and-!"
Just then smith Popped out of nowhere!
Smith: "And You're that Family Y/n-Kun."
Y/n: "Wait, What? Where did you come from?"
Smith: "Oh I was following you The Entire time."
Y/n:
Smith: "Papi Welcome to your new Family."
Papi: "YAY!!"
Papi then began hugging you again, as Miia sighed A Breath of relief!
Rias: "Wait, You're okay with this Miia?"
Miia: "Yeah, I mean she's Just A Kid. She's not A Threat to Darling."
Smith: "Actually she's 21 Just like your Miia."
Momo: "Oh, Yeah because Harpies need smaller and lighter bodies to maintain Flight!"
Miia: "WHAT!? WHY YOU LITTLE!"
Miia then Began choking out Papi again as everyone was trying to pull The Lamia off of the Harpy, and you shook your head!
