The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero

Asia's Church Friends!!/ The Legendary Excalibur!!

We Open up At School where We were having Gym Class and since the school is full of Students of all Kinds there are Exercises of all Kinds for everyone since they are usually very different body plans and Body Plans!  

Right now everyone is doing sit-ups as unfortunately you were Paired up with Kazuma who was trying to do A Single push-up and Failing!

Issei: "Nrrgh, 1... Ugh, 1... Aaaaaah, 1... Grrraaah, 1... How Many so Far?"

Y/n: "1."

Issei: "Damnit!"

Y/n: "Come one Man Just do one! Even Yao is doing way more than you, and she's doing Man's version of the Sit-up!"

You then point to Math and Yao with the former holding the Latters feet down as she kept doing sit-ups!

Yao: 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 119, 120!"

Math: "Wow, You're doing really good, Yao!"

Yao: "Thank you Honey, I have to keep my Midsection and Pelvis in shape Just for you~"

Math then Blushed bright pink as he sweated!

Math: "T-Thank you, Yao..."

Issei: "SHE'S A DEVIL!"

Y/n: "No, She has A Mutation and You're A Devil. Wanna switch Places and try again?"

Issei: "Fine then."

5 Minutes Later...

Issei: "OKAY SERIOUSLY!?"

Y/n: "1,000,002... 1,000,003... 1,000,004... 1,000,005..."

Issei: "Hey Dude, Hot Babe Alert!"

Y/n: "Huh? Dude, you know them That's Irina and Xenovia, and They're your friends. Stop being A Pervert."

Left to right: Xenovia and Irina

Issei: "Yeah, But Look at them run, and How those Yummy Boobies Bounce in the-!"

WACK!!!

Issei: "First of all: OW!! Second: WHAT THE FUCK!? Third: WHAT WAS IN YOUR SNEAKER TO MAKE IT HIT THAT HARD!?"

Y/n: "Actually it's A Weighted Sneaker, it weighs 10,000X More than the gravity of the earth."

Issei: "Oh For Fuchs sake..."

Just then Xenovia and Irina came walking over and Issei greeted them!

Issei: "Hello, Beautiful Church Ladies~"

Xenovia: "Shut up Pevert we aren't talking to you!"

Issei: "But I'm every woman's dream!"

Xenovia:

Issei: "I get that A Lot."

Irina: "I like Him."

Issei: "Really!?"

Irina: "But Definitely not in A Romantic way."

Issei: "Damnit!"

Irina: "Well, We're here to See Y/n."

Y/n: "You Rang?"

Xenovia: "We wanted to ask you something really, really, really Important."

Y/n: "You Love me and wanna confess right?"

Xenovia: "Well actually..."

Y/n: "Asia told me."

Xenovia: "Of course."

Irina: "Also we wanted to ask you if you can forge Excalibur for us?"

Y/n: "You mean those several Swords each with their own Powers?"

Irina/Xenovia: "Yes!"

Y/n: "Oh I already did that! Requip: Excalibur!!"

Just then You summoned A Beautiful Sword in your hands which is all of the Excalibur swords fused into one!

Xenovia/Irina: "HOW!?"

Y/n: "Chris told me to do this. She seemingly knows A Lot about this Mystical, Godly stuff. Hmmm... This seems Odd."

Xenovia: "So... Are we in your Harem Now?"

Y/n: "Yes, Yes You are."

Xenovia/Irina: "Yay!"

They both Knocked you to the ground and Began to Kiss you, as Issei began to get A Bit Jealous!

Issei: "Man why Can't I Find Love? Man, I will do anything, even I have to Marry A Hot Monster Babe!"

Just then the sounds of Dramatic Thunderclouds came over and it stopped when he got confused!

Issei: "Huh? That was Strange."