The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero

The Lucky Star!!

It was A Normal day at school since that whole Fiasco with Lady Satsuki and her Elite 4, and You were able to fix Ryuko's and Satsuki's sisterly relationship and had Gained A Few new members in your harem, and Medaka had quickly swept under the rug thanks to your pleading, and Promises!

We cut to now As you were in Math Class, Just solving some Problems when Lunchtime came, and you opened your Bento Box to reveal A Bunch of Fried Goodies such As Deep fried snickers, Tempora Chicken, Homemade Potato wedges, and even Fried Cola, and you were about to dig in when you felt A Small hand Pull on your shoulder, and you turned to see who it was!

Y/n: "Oh Hey Konata-Chan."

Konata: "Hey, Y/n-Kun, I was wondering this School's residential Shonen Hero wants to eat lunch with me and my Friends... Oh and Kagami."

Konata Izumi (Is 18 Despite having the Body of A Small Child/ Is A Total Otaku, and Gaming Geek/ Is super smart and Athletic but super lazy/ Is the definition of Strange little Woman)

Y/n: "Seriously you gotta Hate on Kagami On that?"

Konata: "Hey, I didn't start the war, But I'm pretty Much Gonna end it. So where are all of your friends and girlfriends?"

Y/n: "Eh, they are all doing their own thing, Yes I will come."

Konata: "Great! Just follow me."

You then packed your Lunch up, and you followed her to another Classroom, and then followed her to A Table where her friends are staying, and you took A Seat, and Started digging in as Konata Smiled with those Cat Pursed Lips!

Kagami: "Konata, did you seriously Pull Him into this because you wanted someone to talk Anime to?"

Kagami Hiiragi (Tsukasa's Twin Sister/ A Total Tsundere/ Constantly Gets Mad At Konata for being Totally Lazy)

Konata: "Nah, I asked him to come sense he could spread his Godly Wisdom with us. Like where You can find the best Takoyaki's Stands, How to cook the best ramen, or How to eat A Chocolate Coronet."

Kagami: "That's all Just stuff related to the topic of food and how to eat it."

Konata: I know but it's all really important."

Kagami: "Good Grief..."

Tsukasa: "Konata is Right Sis, all of that stuff is Really Important."

Tsukasa Hiiragi (Kagami's Twin Sister/ A Very Kind Soul/ Loves to eat Chocolate Coronets, Usually wears the cutest clothes/ Gets Flustered pretty easily)

Kagami: "Good Grief..."

Konata: "So, Y/n how would you eat A Chocolate Coronet?"

Y/n: "Hmm... I would take the skinny end and dip it in the fat end."

Miyuki: "Hey, I was right..."

Y/n: "Great Job Miyuki-Chan."

Miyuki: "T-Thank you Y/n-Kun..."

Right there Blushing was Miyuki-Chan who is the embodiment of A Moe girl, and she was just fixing her Glasses Smiling!

Miyuki Takara (The Perfect Moe girl/ Is A Bit of A Geek/ Is Incredibly clumsy/ Is the most mature of the 4 Main Luckies)

Konata: "So tell us, how exactly how do you fry Soda?"

Y/n: "Huh? Is it really that strange? My Mom's been doing it for years."

Miyuki: "Well it just seems like it's A Liquid, and you can't exactly fry A Liquid."

Tsukasa: "Right!"

Y/n: "Well to be Honest My Mom Just mixes Cola with Some Fry Batter, and Just throws it in there, until it becomes Crispy."

Kagami: "So, It's Just A Bunch of Fat?"

Y/n: "I Have A High Metabolism."

Konata: "Oh Kagami is Just jealous because she's always on A Diet."

Kagami: "W-Would you shut up about that!? And Not in front of Y/n!"

Konata: "Oh Looks like someone is A Tsundere~"

Kagami: "I-I Am not A Tsundere Konata, Now shut up!"

Y/n: "I know A Few Tsunderes and they're Nice when you get past their general Meanness."

Kagami: "I-I am Not A Tsundere!"

Konata: "Please, I can tell, I've Been Playing Those Hentai dating simulators for two years so I know what I'm talking about."

Kagami: "Wait, A Second You're 18 so How can you get those if- KYAH! You did not get those online right!"

Konata:

Y/n: "HA!! That's Classic Konata for Ya!"

Kagami then Blushed, as the five of you continued to Eat, and Have Lunch, and You could swear the 4 girls were trying to get Peeks at you, Making you think they might have feelings for you!