The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero

Papi Lays an Egg!!/ Caught in the Spiders Web!!

It was A Normal day around the L/n Residence until Literally the most unexpected thing happened in the middle of the early morning with The Residental Harpy!

Papi: "Oooh..."

Ochaco: "What's wrong Papi?"

Papi: "My Tummy Hurts, I think It's an Egg."

Girls: "WHAT!?"

Kyouka then puts her earphone Jacks near Papi's Pregnant stomach and confirms it!

Kyouka: "I-It's True! She's Pregnant! She has an Egg!"

Rias: "Y/N M/N L/N GET YOUR ASS IN HERE RIGHT NOW!"

You then teleported in and looked around only to see Daggers being stared your way!

Y/n: "W-W-What's going on girls...?"

Koneko: "Y/n Did you Screw the Bird!?"

Y/n: "W-WHAT!? What are you talking about!? That's Insane! Papi's Much older than I am not to mention she's Basically A Child in an Adults... Loli Adult's Body!"

Mero: "Oh Maybe it's Like with A Chicken, and Harpies Lay Unfertilized eggs regularly."

Miia: "Okay that's the most ridiculous shit I ever-!"

Papi: "No, This Happens to me every 6 months or so! When I first got my Period, My Mommy gave me the harpies and the Bee Monster girl Talk explained to me that Harpies Lay eggs every 6 months... Or something like that. I've done this A Bunch of times but it's still Painful as Heck..."

Asia: "So He didn't Impregnate Papi?"

Tsu: "Oh Thank Kami-Kero!"

Y/n: "Great But now we're gonna have to bring this Egg into the world, so we need some Hot towels, some Medical Gear, and-"

Ding Dong~!

Y/n: "... I need to Answer that door."

You then ran downstairs and Opened the door Just to see A Man with A Camera!

Y/n: "Hey are you Bobby Flay's Nephew or something?"

Cameraman: "Hey There sir! My name is Kasegi and I represent the Monster Integration Program, as I have been sent here to make A Documentary on Monsters living with Humans!"

Y/n: "Really? Do you know A Kuruko Smith?"

Kasegi: "Um... Of course, I do!"

Y/n: "Okay then. I think you came at A Good time because Our Harpy is Laying an egg, so Just ask your questions and please leave when You're ready."

Kasegi: "Thank you so much!"

So After A While of everyone getting things ready for Papi's egg, Kasegi was having an interview with each of the monster girls and he was asking some perverted questions which kinda freaked him out and you were about to confront him only to be wrapped up in Webbing, and dragged outside!

You Woke up in the Middle of A Dark Alleyway with your body neck down being tied up in Webbing and you had not had any time for this shit!

Y/n: "Hello? Peter if this is you then this isn't funny! And it's not funny if it's you either, Gwen! No? Who is it?"

???: "Well Hello there Handsome~"

Y/n: "WHO ARE YOU, YOU SOFT SPOKEN VIXEN!?"

???: "Well you can call me Rachnera Handsome~ No, Honey sounds far Better~"

Rachnera

Y/n: "Look Rachnera I need you to let me out, Please! I have some weird suspicions about some guy, I'm afraid he's gonna hurt my girls! Especially when one is laying an egg!"

Rachnera: "Ooh~ Kinky~"

Y/n: "NO! I did not impregnate her! Please let me go!"

Rachnera: "Why should I honey~?"

Y/n: "If you do, I'll let you live in my house, with A Bunch of girls to unleash your masochistic Desires on."

Rachnera: "I live in the Attic~?"

Y/n: "Of Course."

Rachnera then cuts you out of your Web Trap, and you grab her arm making her Blush as you then Put two fingers to your forehead, and you then Instantly Transmit the both of you to Your House, Just in time to See Suu Put her attend over Kasegi's head and began reading his thoughts!

Suu: "Hahahaha! These fools have no idea, I will record this egg hatching and The sexiness of These girls in order to sell for tons of money!"

All of the girls were glaring at Kasegi as he realized he was Caught red-handed!

Kasegi:

Y/n: "No Need. I shall Dispose of him. HAAAAAAAAAA!"

You were surrounded by A Bright golden light, as You had entered SSJ3 And you were intimidating as Fuck Boi!

Y/n: "Now you wanna do this the easy way or the Y/n way?"

You then began to flex your muscles Intimidatingly, and before he can even react you Punted the jackass so hard he went flying out of there like Team rocket on A Bad day!

Y/n: "Welp The Job has Been done. Oh, Wait! Papi's Egg! I almost forgot!"

You then ran inside to see Papi had Just laid her egg and Kyouka double-checked to see if it's A Dude and...

Kyouka: "Yep, It's A Dud Alright, No Baby Inside! Have A Great day everyone!"

Momo: "Who are you talking to Kyouka?"