Akatsuki Bout!!

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We Open up in An Underground base other than that of E.V.I.L. As this one was Owned by Ninja Warlord Madara, and his entourage of Little Dickheads Known as the Akatsuki, who follow his every command!

He sat there all High and Mighty on top of His stone Throne, as He Contacted the Akatsuki through some High Tech Holographic technology he got from All for One!

Madara: Alright then You Maggots, All for One has been failing us As of Late. He Promises us A Brand new world, A World of no War or conflict, but he has truly stupid Ideas such as Creating annoying itches and Inflating the dollar Bill by A Penny. We Must do something!

Itachi: Alright then, That All for one is A Fool. We shall we Plan next?

Madara: Apparently That L/n has A Daughter that came from the Future, and according to my research she possibly has even more Potential than he does. If we can Control her we might have a Fighting chance against Him. We could Mind control him but that would be Far harder considering his age and experience!

Itachi: Right, So What shall we do next?

Madara: I have already sent Two of Our own to Deal with them.

Itachi: Who?

Madara: Tobi and Deidara.

Itachi: Really? I mean those two don't get along, and after They have been revived back from the Dead, Tobi seemingly forgot who he was, or... Well Is really good at Playing A Part, Even better than before

Madara: That does not matter now. We shall Use Any Member of the L/n Family we can to destroy Y/n as soon as Possible. You're Job is to Kill Sasuke. Do not fail me.

Itachi: Yes My Lord.

Meanwhile...

Deidara: Would you shut up Already you worthless Annoyance!?

Tobi: Oh Come on Deidara, You can't spell fun without Funny, I can't wait until we get that Brat! She's gotta be really powerful if Madara wants her! You know what I mean Pal!

Tobi (Real Name Obito/ A Member of the Uchiha Clan who somehow forgot who he was after being revived/ Has both A Shirangan and A Rinnegan/ Is A Really funny Guy who almost takes nothing seriously but is really powerful Nothenless)

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Tobi (Real Name Obito/ A Member of the Uchiha Clan who somehow forgot who he was after being revived/ Has both A Shirangan and A Rinnegan/ Is A Really funny Guy who almost takes nothing seriously but is really powerful Nothenless)

Deidara: I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP TOBI!

Tobi: Oh You're such A Sour Puss, Hey Is that A Dumpling stand! Let's go there, I'm Famished! I need dumplings for my Belly!

Tobi then began to run for the dumpling stand as Deidara followed after him!

Deidara: Fine but only if You shut up!

 A Few Moments Later...

Tobi and Deidra were now sitting in front of The Dumpling stand as An Old lady then served them some Dumplings!

Owner: Here you go Young Men, Some Dumplings

Tobi: Thank you so Much, Ma'am! Come on Dumplings get in My Belly!

Deidara then began staring at Tobi as The Masked Man began to slide off his mask, and Deidara Kept on staring off at Tobi wondering what was under there, until Tobi turned his head away from him, as Tobi was eating A Stick full of dumplings!

Tobi: Oh It's So Good! Oh Kami I love dumplings so Much! Hmm~! I love me some Dumplings~!

Deidara: Hm 

He then began to eat some dumplings as well, as he began to complain about their progress!

Deidara: Look Tobi we should hurry up with this, I wanna Blow up some shit already and this is taking way too long for A Dumpling break!

Tobi: Hm, So You want to Create explosions right?

Deidara: Yes

Tobi: And That's your art?

Deidara: Yes

Tobi: Well Explosions have happened way before you existed right?

Deidara: Right?

Tobi: Then... Aren't you committing Plagiarism?

Deidara: ...

Tobi: ...

Deidara: ...

Tobi: ...

Deidara: Run. Run Before I Blow you fuck up.

Tobi then ran off into the forest while making curly whooping Noises, and Deidara was already using his Explosive Clay to Make A Small army of Clay spiders to chase Him down!

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