The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero

The Mysterious D!!/ Dates!!

It was A Usually Normal day except you were at A Cafe with Ms. Smith, and you were both Having some Frapachinno's on the outside Patio, while Discussing some Important Matters concerning you Lately, and it may also concern A Monster girl as well!

Y/n: "You think this is A Good Idea Smith? I mean the girls-!"

Smith Then takes A Long poignant sip of Coffee and then replies!

Smith: "Don't worry about it Darling, There is nothing to worry about. I'm really sure That My Team can Handle this. We can even do some Dates too."

Y/n: "Sigh. Thanks, Smith."

Meanwhile, A Box is Moving slowly behind them, and it slips past an Icecream truck where this Plays out...

Rachnera had Shot A Ton of Webbing at Miia and wrapped her up in it, as the spider woman walked over, and Began stroking her Tail and rubbing her breasts!

Rachnera: "Oh Aren't you A Naughty little Snake Aren't you~?"

Miia: "S-S-Shut Up...! G-Girls Help...!"

Just then Rachnera was Trapped in A Net by Momo, as Ochaco, Akeno, and Rias Freed Miia!

Momo: "What the Hell Rachnera!?"

Rachnera: "Oh Stop it, You know How I am~ Fish must Swim, Birds must fly, and I must spin my webs~"

Akeno: "Can I go Next?"

Rias was Just standing behind her carrying A Squirt bottle!

Rias: "No, Bad Akneo. Bad Girl."

Miia: "Would you all stay out of this with You perverts!?"

Everyone: "You're calling us A Bunch of Perverts!?"

Miia: "SHUT UP! Look Darling is on A Date with Smith and I swear to god if they Kiss, I'll Lose it!!"

Ochaco: "Now calm down everyone I'm pretty there is A Pretty good explanation for this and-"

Just then without Making A Noise Tio had gotten behind them and smiled!

Tio: "Sorry about this but you're going to interrupt Ms. Smith and Mr. Boyfriends Date."

Tio then Bonked them all in the head Knocking them out, as she then turned to A Rooftop where Manako was aiming A Dart gun!

Tio: "I got them Manako!"

Manako: "Good, I- S-STOP LOOKING AT MY EYE!"

Later...

When the girls wake up they were confronted by You and Smith and neither of you was Happy!

Y/n: "Girls Minding explaining to me what in the Name of Jeebus were you 6 have been doing!?"

Momo: "Well You see-"

Miia: "Darling, You're going on A Date with this Thot and she's-!"

BONK!

Smith Had slammed the Butt of her Pistol on top of her head and explained!

Smith: "No Miia this wasn't A Date, It was A Discussion. You see Y/n is being Targeted by an Assailant Named D who is out for his head."

Y/n: "Yeah, and I Beat up Deadpool and Deathstroke but they had nothing to do with this."

Deadpool: "SIMPSONS-!!"

Y/n: "NOT the time Wade!"

Deadpool: "Fine, I'll leave!"

Everyone: "..."

Rias: "Okay what the hell was That?"

Smith: "Anyways, We were Planning to set up A Bunch of Dates for Darling here, so that way we can always have him protected, and capture the Assailant when they do attack."

Miia: "Hey, Well I get the First date then!"

Rias: "Fat chance Miia you got your turn, it's someone else's now!"

Miia: "Wanna fight me Lilith knockoff!?"

Rachnera: "Oh I wouldn't mind A Little time with Honey~"

Miia: "SHUT UP SPIDER! Spider eats Snakes!!"

Ochaco: "Where did you hear that?"

Miia: "Harry Potter!"

Y/n: