The EVIL Meeting

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We Open up deep Underground of New Tokyo, where The Organization known as EVIL (Every Villian Is Lemons) was Holding An Evil Meeting to discuss future plans for the Organization, such as Evil Plans, Money Laundering schemes, and stuff such as...

All for one: So One Half will be Pineapple, and The other half will be Meat Lovers?

... Ordering Pizza!

Aizen: No I refuse to have Pineapple on A Pizza!?

Shigaraki: What not?

Aizen: It's Ungodly to have Fruit on A Pizza! Humanity deserves to be wiped out for this Alone! I refuse to eat it!

Ulquiorra: Well Tomato is A Fruit sir

Aizen: Don't you dare start Playing devil's Advocate with me!

Kaido: WORORORORORORORO! You seem A Little Touchy Aizen!

Aizen: I'll Kill you, I'll Make it Look like an Accident, I swear!

All For one: Are we gonna agree with this or not because we have Offical EVIL Business to do.

Aizen: Fine but I'll kill you for every Piece of Pineapple that is on my slice of Pizza!

Madara: We got that already

All For one: Now everyone We have new Members Joining us today, and I will Like to give them A Big welcome to EVIL, Now First Up I would like to Introduce Melvin!

Marik: It's Marik! Not Melvin, You sniveeling fool!

Marik (Called Melvin by his Friends If he has friends/ an Ancient Egyptian Villain brought back to life/ Has the Millenium Rod which can alter memories/ Is Pretty Much A Joke by everyone around him/  Just like all for one makes up incredibly stupi...

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Marik (Called Melvin by his Friends If he has friends/ an Ancient Egyptian Villain brought back to life/ Has the Millenium Rod which can alter memories/ Is Pretty Much A Joke by everyone around him/  Just like all for one makes up incredibly stupid Plans)

All For one: What took you so Long Melvin?

Marik: It's Marik! And... Um... You see...

Flashback!

Marik: A Locked door! Impossible! No wait, that's totally possible what am I saying? 

He then walked up towards it and see it's password protected!

Marik: Its Password protected huh? I shall defeat you with my superior mind powers! Alright then Stab.

Password Denied

Marik: Kill.

Password Denied

Marik: Mutila- Wait, Damnit there's not enough space. Okay Um... Pain

Password Denied

Marik: Why are these only words I know!? 

TimeSkip!

Marik: 1111

Password Denied

Marik: 1112

Password Denied

Marik: 1113

Password Denied

Marik: 1114

Password Denied

Marik: THIS DOOR IS A BITCH!

Timeskip!

Marik: 9996

Password Denied

Marik 9997

Password Denied

Marik: 9998

Password Denied

Marik: 9999

Password Accepted!

Marik: YES! I Shall no be known King of All Doors! Bow Before me as I am the greatest mind to ever exist, and you are all lesser than me in every single way imaginable-!

Please Put in The code for the Second door!

Marik: DAMN YOU DOOR! I SHALL HUNT YOUR ENTIRE RACE INTO EXTINCTION UNTIL NOTHING IS LEFT!? YOU HEAR ME!

Flashback End!

Marik: And that's how I ended up here Late

All for one: I knew I should have given you the Passcode, Sit between Kaido and Aizen

Marik then walked over and took A Seat between the two and he was still A Little Pissy!

Marik: What are you two Looking at!? Yeah, that's right I'm A Real Man, Look Away!

All For one: Now for Our Second Member we have someone so evil, so despicable, so demented, it makes any villain's hair raise on their backs! I Present to you............................... Rebbeca Hawkins!

Rebecca: Hi Guys I'm here for the Y/n Fan Club!

Rebecca Hawkins (One of your Bigger Fans/ Sometimes A Little too Obsessive and Clingy at times/ Hates being Called A Little kid because of her Size/ Has been tricked into joining this organization)

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Rebecca Hawkins (One of your Bigger Fans/ Sometimes A Little too Obsessive and Clingy at times/ Hates being Called A Little kid because of her Size/ Has been tricked into joining this organization)

All the other Villians:

All For one: We don't want her, We want the teddybear

Aizen: Huh? How could  A Teddy bear be so evil?

Just then Rebecca's Teddy bear began speaking in A Demonic voice!

Rebecca: I SHALL SLAUGHTER YOU ALL RIGHT HERE, AND YOU MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!

Aizen: Uh... Touche.

Rebecca: Oh Cool, So what are we talking about Y/n? His Beautiful silky hair, His Amazing Dueling skills? His Big, Beautiful, crystal Eyes?

All For one: Um... We were Just talking About Ordering Pizza.

Rebecca: Cool! I want Pineapple!

Aizen: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Aizen then nearly flips the Table And Stormed out flipping both middle fingers at everyone!

Aizen: Ah Damnit now I want A Fajita Plate...

Rebecca: I want A Burger with Pineapple!

Aizen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

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