The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero

Shorts #1

 Fuck.

We Open Up with Fafnir Visiting over, to Play some Video Games specifically Dark souls 3, and Kanna was across the room Just Coloring her picture Book when Fafnir was attacked by A Mimic, and he said Bad word Number 11!

Fafnir: "Fuck."

Tohru then Put her hands over Kanna's ears as she gasped!

Tohru: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP..."

And she continued Gasping as she forced Kanna out of the room, and shut the door without stopping!

Later!

Kanna was Now coloring A Tiger in her Coloring book when she accidentally colored outside of the lines and she said Bad word number 11!

Kanna: "Fuck."

Tohru: "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP..."

Tohru contained Gasping again, as she then walked over to Fafnir turning her arm into A Dragon One, as Lucoa tried to stop her but she Pinned Fafnir down ready to tear him A New one, as She Just continued Gasping!

Godzilla Bubble Tea Challenge

We Have Jr holding A Camera as she was Pointing to it Her Mother, as she at her Max size (300ft Plus) while she has A Tanker filled with Radioactive fluids between her Boobs with A Straw through it!

Jr: "What is this called again?"

Goji: "It's called the Bubble Tea challenge. I heard it's popular on the internet."

Jr: "Aren't you like 200 Million years Old? How would you know about the Internet?"

Goji: "HEY! I Am Much more current on Human thoughts than you think! That is no way to talk to your elders!"

Jr: "Okay Grandma."

Goji: "THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

Tohru's Cooking

Tohru was in the Kitchen cooking Just trying to make some Ramen when she felt like someone is watching her, and she sighed!

Tohru: "Miia, I know You're there. Just try and Strangle me already so we can get this over with."

Miia: "That's not it."

Tohru: "Hm?"

Miia: "The thing is... I Suck at Cooking and I need Lessons from an Actual Maid like yourself!"

Tohru: "Huh? Okay?"

Miia: "And don't you think you can- Wait, what?"

Tohru: "I said I can help and it's easy!"

Miia: 'Really!? What is it!?"

Tohru: "It all begins with one singular Ingredient you need to feed your darling to make him love you."

Miia: "Really!? What is it then dragon!?"

Tohru: "You need to serve him... Your Tail!"

She then presents A Grilled piece of her Tail, and Miia is completely paled!

Miia: "M-My Tail... Ooooh..."

Miia then immediately faints and Tohru shrugged!

Tohru: "Eh, I guess it's not for the Faint of Heart."

Tohru's Cooking Part 2

Miia was in the kitchen as she took A Deep gulp, and she had her Tail splayed across the cutting Table as nervous sweat dropped from her head!

Miia: "O-Okay, Just gotta be careful! T-This is for darling..."

She was about to cut her Tail when you walked in and quickly stopped her!

Y/n: "MIIA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? YOU'RE A SNAKE NOT SKINK!!"

Miia: "WAAAAAH! DARLING!"

The Knife went flying into the air, and it landed on your head, and you bled!

Miia: "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! DARLING!!"

Y/n: "It's Okay, I have A Healing Factor. Still hurts like hell though."

You then remove the Blade from your head and you fell on the floor face first!

Super Big Gulp 5 Hour energy

You were Bouncing all over the House like The Mask when Kobayashi and Kinue took Notice and decided to ask!

Kinue: "Um... Honey darling are you okay?"

You then stopped and turned to her as you ran all over the room!

Y/n: "Am I okay!? AM I OKAY!? MOM! KOBAYASHI! NEVER FILL A SUPER BIG GULP CUP WITH 5 HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING DOWN!!! MY HEART HAS EITHER STOPPED COMPLETELY OR IT'S BEATING SO FAST I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN PULSE! CONS: I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 72 HOURS! I CAN'T FEEL MY OWN FACE! I PEED THIS MORNING AND I'M SURE 99% BLOOD! PROS: I'VE DEEP CLEANED THIS ENTIRE MANSION, AND I CAN READ MINDS!"

Kobayashi: "C-Can't you already read minds?"

Y/n; "I CAN!? FUCK! I FORGOT! I GOTTA GO ON A JOG! I'M RUNNING ACROSS THE SOLAR SYSTEM ABOUT 69,420 TIMES! BYE!!"

You then instantly transmitted out of there, and Kinue smiled!

Kinue: "That's my Baby Boy."