You are Y/n L/n You live with your Parents in Tokyo Japan, and You have to best Friends, And your the most overpowered Person in the Universe!
That's all you need to know
It was A Clear Night, and you were hanging out with your girls when Issei Called you about A Demon Attack, and you really didn't want to Leave The girls behind, but he said it was REALLY Important, and when you showed up... You Kinda Lost it!
Y/n: What the Fuck?
Issei: Okay dude calm down
Y/n: What the Fuck!?
Issei: Dude, Calm down!
Y/n: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
Issei: Just calm down!
Y/n: WHAT IS THIS THING!?
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Rias: Hey Y/n, We may need A Little Help!
Akeno: Ara Ara what Kind of sticky situation awe have gotten ourselves in?
Y/n: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!? DID AUDREY THE II HAVE A KID OR SOMETHING!? IS THIS THE RESULT OF GENETIC SPLICING! WHAT THE FUCK!?
Issei: Okay Well... Demon Mulch.
Y/n: Demon Mulch?
Issei: Demon Mulch.
Y/n: ...
Issei: You see I had received A Box and inside of it was some Demon Mulch and so I gave it to Asia for her to Garden with and-
You then Punched him in the Nose, making him Bleed!
Issei: GAH!! YOU BLOODY WANKER!!
Y/n: Oh God now you sound like that Space Australian Guy Now
You then heal His nose, as the Monster did something unexpected... It began to tear off Rias and Akeno's Clothes and began suckling on their breasts!
Y/n: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?
Akeno: Ara Ara~ Stop it~ It feels too Good~
Rias: Ah, Ah, Ah~
Y/n: ...!?
Issei: Noice.
You then Grabbed Issei and Suplexed him into the ground With Blood gushing from his head!
Y/n: That should stop him for now. Now, HEY AUDREY!
It then Turned to you as it kept sucking at their breasts, and you Just grabbed A Paper Bomb, attached it to A Kunai, and Created A Shadow clone!
Shadow Clone Y/n: FIREBOMB JUTSU!!
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You then Began Burning the Plant Monster Alive as the Original You then appeared behind it, and then Began charging from Behind!
Y/n: Secret Art: Thousand Years of Death!!
You then stuck A Kunai up the Plant Monsters Ass, and everyone was just staring at you but you then disappeared, and then the Paper bomb Blew up as the Monster Screeched in Pain and dropped the two girls But you Caught them and They Kissed your cheeks!
Rias: Thanks for saving us Dear~ We're you Jealous~?
Y/n: No, Of course, I'm not! It's A Plant!
Akeno: Ara Ara, Maybe if you're Jealous You could prove That You're better than him~?
Akneo then shoved her Bare tits in your face as she smiled lewdly!
Y/n: (Nosebleeds) GAH!
You then fell to the ground with Rias and Akeno Landing on top of you, as The Monster was Burning to the ground and Turning to Ash and Charcoal Much like A Forest Fire, And both girls kissed you on the cheeks smiling!
