How To Annoy People In Elevators
1. Tap people on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push all of the buttons so it stops at every floor.
3. Hold the doors and say you're waiting for a friend, after a while let them close and say "hey Bob" when no one is there.
4. Drop a pen and when someone goes to get it scream "NO THAT'S MY PEN!!!".
5. Play twister and ask if other people want to join.
6. Talk to everyone with a sock puppet.
7. Stare at someone until they get off and when they do start staring at someone else.
8. Sing the same line of a song over and over and if anyone tells you to stop sing even louder.
9. Do your 'daily exercises' in the middle of the floor and if people look at you weirdly growl at them.
10. Say "BOOM!" every time you or somebody else presses a button.
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