How To Annoy Your Friends
1. If you've fallen out with them go up to their worst enemies and be too friendly.
2. Interrupt them every time they try to say something.
3. Be 'depressed' all day and if they ask you what's wrong just sigh and walk away.
4. Contradict everything they say (tell them they're wrong).
5. Steal something of theirs (like their phone) hide it and give it them back the next day.
6. When they're eating keep pinching their food and eat it.
7. Pretend you are their mum (make sure they don't stand next to the road, make them stop look and listen before crossing).
8. Imitate their voice all the time but exaggerate it.
9. Keep repeating things they've said before (conversations).
10. Go through the pictures on their phone and set embarrassing pictures of them as their display picture (Facebook, bbm, Wattpad, Instagram).
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