How To Annoy Shopkeepers
1. Buy loads of things then take them all back.
2. Demand a refund for things you haven't even brought and hand them a fake receipt.
3. Ask for the toilet and instead of going to the toilets go to the changing rooms and scream "THESE ARE NOT THE TOILETS!"
4. Pretend you are looking around and pull a disgruntled face at everything then say out loud "I know another shop that sells much better things than this i'm going there".
5. Read all of the magazines and newspapers but don't buy any of them.
6. Buy everything you get in pennies but give them a penny short and scream like you're being murdered.
7. Ask them if they've got something really weird such as cushion wiring or unicorn feed and if they say no shout at them "YOU ARE THE RUDEST PERSON EVER, HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE THIS!?"
8. Take everything off the shelves and don't put them back.
9. Stand behind a shelf so other people cannot see you and when someone walks past wolf whistle at them.
10. Eat all of the free testers.
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