How To Annoy Your Parents
1. Follow them around everywhere and I mean EVERYWHERE!
2. Set their alarm clock really early on weekends or holidays. For example four in the morning.
3. Hide the TV remote and/or their mobile phones.
4. In a store constantly pick up random things asking if you can buy things. Make sure they are expensive and very random.
5. When they are watching TV or a film, keep asking them questions about what's happening in the film and then don't watch it.
6. Put on music loudly and sing to it very badly at the top of your voice.
7. Call them by their first names.
8. If you get told off for not doing chores, homework or not listening to your parents and they have a go at you just simply raise your eyebrows and say "am I bothered?"
9. Laugh loudly and over the top at a joke that isn't even funny.
10. Do the old thing and when on a car journey with your parents repeatedly ask "are we there yet?"
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