How To Annoy Your Mum On Mother's Day
1. Wake up early in the morning and run into your mums room screaming at the top of your voice "WAKE UP MUM, IT'S MOTHER'S DAY!".
2. If you're making them breakfast in bed be really messy with it (walk really quickly so the breakfast falls out of the bowl, slam the bowl down on their knee to get it everywhere).
3. Give your mum the biggest present out of all of the kids so she gets really excited and when she comes to open it, it's just a big cardboard box.
4. Don't let your mum have her own way*
Mum: Let's go out on a family trip
You: NO I DON'T WANT TO!
Mum: But it's mother's day
You: Yeah exactly, it's mother's day to do as they're told.*
5. Make a big mess then ask your mum to clean it up. Also tell her that it's her mother's day present from you.
6. Keep asking your mum the same question over and over again*
You: Do you like your present?
Mum: Yes it's lovely
You: Do you like your present?
Mum: Yes I do
You: Do you like your present?
Mum: YES!*
7. Have loads of tantrums like a baby if you do not get your own way.
8. Put way too much pepper on your mum's food.
9. Get your mum an outfit to wear and when she puts it on say "what are you wearing?" and pull a disgusted face.
10. Call your dad, dad and call your mum by her first name because she'll get really annoyed.
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