How To Annoy People In A Restaurant
1. Slurp your drinks and eat with your mouth wide open so that food comes out.
2. Go into a restaurant and ask to use the toilet without buying anything, if they say no kick up a fuss.
3. Complain about the littlest things such as having too much gravy or having a table for four when there are three of you.
4. Order food, wait until it's cold, don't eat it then just simply walk out.
5. If someone drops some of their food scream "FOOD FIGHT!" and start throwing food everywhere.
6. Got to the toilet and don't do anything then go to a waiter and shake their hand and say "oh sorry I forgot to wash my hands".
7. Put hairs in other people's food when they're not looking so they complain to the cooks.
8. If the restaurant people are handing out balloons or birthday cakes, sing in your loudest voice happy birthday and when it comes to saying the name say "whose birthday is it?"
9. Take ages in the toilet and when you're finished say loudly "ooh that was a whopper!".
10. Walk around with a notebook and a pen pretending to be a waitress, ask people for their order and then rip the page out and throw it at them.
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Thank you to my best friend Willow once again for helping me to come up with ideas for this chapter.
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