How To Annoy Your Neighbours
1. Mow your lawn early in the morning or really late at night (do this often).
2. Blast music for no apparent reason.
3. Order things to their house and when the postman is trying to deliver the goods walk up to them and say "sorry I wrote the wrong house number, oops".
4. Prank call them.
5. Take their parking spot.
6. Knock on their door and when they answer stand there and say nothing until they shut the door.
7. Play knock a door run.
8. Be very nosey. For example once they've finished having a conversation with someone, go up to them and ask "who were they?"
9. Constantly use their internet (if you're able to).
10. Set up sprinklers that 'accidently' hit their garden.
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