How To Annoy Strangers
1. Pretend you know them and go up to them saying "hey mate so whatcha doing tonight do you wanna meet up at my place?" Don't leave them room to reply and just simply walk away.
2. Ask them really weird and stupid questions such as "what colour are orange's? I heard they're a special colour called orange but I just want to be sure".
3. Say randomly to a stranger "OK, so you stay here whilst I go to the toilet, I'm busting for a pee".
4. Put your music on really loud so others can hear (try and make sure it's an annoying, repetitive song).
5. Try to 'pick their pocket', but be really bad at it so you can get caught (make sure they know it's a joke, you don't really want to be talking to the police).
6. Shout really loudly "I LOVE YOU!!!" whilst looking directly at people.
7. Walk up to a shop and say really loudly to your friends (so others can hear) I'm just going to get some condoms/tampons.
8. If you're near a money fountain, jump in and swim around throwing the pennies in the air shouting "finally I'm rich!".
9. Look over people's shoulders when they're on their phone, tablet etc. When they see you turn away acting like it wasn't you and then do it again.
10. Follow people around complimenting them on everything they have on and then if they don't reply say that they look hideous with everything they have on "oh you look lovely in that dress" (5 minutes later) "you look hideous in that dress!".
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