How To Annoy Pizza Delivery
1. Ask to dine in (when it's delivery only).
2. Stutter (over the top).
3. After giving your address yell "surprise me!".
4. Keep changing your mind.
5. Imitate their voice.
6. When they repeat the order tell them they're fired, then hang up.
7. Ask if you can have just the toppings.
8. Spell out your order (or sing if that's easier).
9. When they repeat the order say "That'll be £9.99, thank you for your order".
10. Talk really quietly whilst saying your order, then when you're about to cut off yell "bye!".
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