How To Annoy People On New Year's Day
1. When the new year countdown reaches one, kiss the first person you see (stranger or not).
2. Make posts on facebook etc about a new year, a new start. Then right at the start of the new year post something upsetting like your dog died or you broke up with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
3. Post on facebook etc that you're going to be lonely on news year's day, when people offer for you to meet up say "no I'm alright, I don't like people anyway".
4. Go to a busy place such as a restaurant and yell "look at all these happy people having fun, whilst I am alone in the world" then sit back down with your family.
5. Ask what people's resolutions are and pretend you are really happy for them, as you are walking away say really loudly "they'll never do it".
6. Brag about your resolution and when people ask what it is say "I have no idea".
7. Sing Christmas songs.
8. Complain about the new year "Why do people obsess over the new year, like come on, no one even sticks to their resolution".
9. If you find out that someone's resolution is something like lose weight or get fitter, when you next see them (maybe a month later) say something like "Oh haven't you put on a bit of weight" or "when are you starting your resolution".
10. Maybe if one of your friends gets kissed say "They're not such a great kisser, yuck! I don't even want to think about what happened that night".
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