How To Annoy People In Public
1. Practice making fax and modem noises.
2. Make beeping noises when a large person walks backwards.
3. Ask random people mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
4. Don't use any punctuation in your speech. For example, don't pause at the end of sentences.
5. Skip instead of walking.
6. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
7. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.
8. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
9. Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"
10. Take photos of people walking down the street and then run away.
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How to Annoy
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