How To Annoy People In A Restaurant-Part Two
1. Decline to be seated, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
2. Wander around, asking other diners for their parsley.
3. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
4. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
5. Place your shoes on the table.
6. Eat loudly.
7. Say you're friends with the owner.
8. Spill your water on your table and declare in a whiny toddler voice, "I want another water!"
9. Cheer every time a waiter comes up to you.
10 .If there is a big queue behind you, take forever.
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