How To Annoy People On Saint Patrick's Day
1. Wear only green things even down to the littlest thing like underwear.
2. Put on an Irish accent all day.
3. Beg your parents to take you to Ireland and start screaming when they don't let you.
4. Go out '4 leaf clover picking' and when you get back home pour clovers all over the floor.
5. Have a paddy fit if people don't wear green.
6. Make your friends join you in a mini St Patrick's day parade and go up and down the street wearing outrageous green shamrock outfits.
7. Ask your parents to take you to church if they no hold a St Patrick's day mass in your bedroom and force everyone to join in.
8. If anybody tells you that they don't like St Patrick scream at them saying "your a disgrace to me!".
9. Dye your drinking water green and only eat green food such as peas or even green starburst.
10. When you see a snake hiss at it and point a stick at it and say "St Patrick doesn't like you, so SHOOO!"
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