How To Annoy Your Sisters
Older Sisters
1. Hide some of your sister's favourite things (clothes, iPod, phone) in a well secured place (parents room) they will probably blame you and search your room. When they leave put their things exactly where you found them.
2. If you have a new bruise on your arm say that you sister punched you or if you have one on your leg say that she kicked you.
3. In the middle of the night before a school/work day wake up and change all of your sisters clock times (wall clock, alarm clock, phone time). When all of the clocks show the time for your sister to leave, wake her up and laugh whilst she goes around frantically getting ready for school when it's not time yet.
4. When your sister is in the bath/shower turn off the light and run out (even better if you can somehow lock the door from the outside).
5. Steal her phone or go on one of her online accounts (Facebook, bbm, twitter) and start messaging a random person saying that you (she) likes them.
Younger Sisters
6. If she is eating a cake, point behind her and when she turns around take a bite out of her cake or lick it (she will probably throw a tantrum especially if she likes her food).
7. Sing a song that is really catchy all of the time and when your sister tries to sing it scream "NO! that's wrong, that's not how you sing it!".
8. Hide her favourite toy or something that is really precious to her but don't hide it very well. She will soon spot it in your room she will probably tell on you. So hide some of your things in her room where she usually hides things and show your parents the evidence so your sister gets told off.
9. Take a video of her having a tantrum and show everyone (all of her friend's, bff's, family), she will get really embarrassed about it and will 'hate you forever'.
10. Go somewhere that your sister is too young to go to if she asks if she can come with you , rub it in her face that you are older than her so you can go but she can't.
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