How To Annoy People On Valentine's Day
1. Reserve a table for two and order two meals at a restaurant. Go there by yourself and offer the other meal to anyone who walks past you.
2. Go around proposing to random strangers.
3. Make a 'love potion' and sprinkle it over everyone who is alone.
4. Buy Valentine's Day cards for all of your enemies and write cheesy love messages in them.
5. Run around the streets singing love songs.
6. Take as many selfies as you can with couples kissing.
7. Make whale mating calls whenever you see someone hot or cute.
8. Sit in the middle of the street and cry that you are alone.
9. Complain that you are alone and if someone offers you their company scream "I don't need you, I have fluffy bunnies!"
10. Make kissy noises whenever you see a couple together.
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