How To Annoy People On A Car Journey
1. Create a conversation with somebody about something they love and when they start talking listen to music or ignore them.
2. Stare out of another person's window instead of your own.
3. Keep asking people "Are we there yet?" even if they shout at you carry on asking.
4. Before you leave, grab a drink and put it your bag or a hidden spot. Halfway through the journey ask someone for their drink saying you have forgotten yours. After drinking all of theirs look in your bag and say "Oh look I've found it" in a surprised voice.
5. Ignore one person in particular for ages then afterwards try to start a conversation with them. If they shout at you or ignore you say "Fine be like that" and start 'crying'.
6. Put classical music on full blast and get everyone to wind their windows down. Then with every passing car you see pretend to be having an amazing time singing along to classical music.
7. Blow kisses at everyone you see (works exceptionally well if you do it to someone that's the same gender as you).
8. Play the wave game. Everyone waves at every car that passes them then see who gets the most waves back. Instead, wave to the people in the car.
9. If you have a halfway stop jump out of the car and kiss the floor yelling "Finally we're here" even though you're not.
10. When you arrive at your destination after annoying the hell out of everybody say "Well that was a great journey, I can't wait until the journey home".
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