How To Annoy Your Brothers
Older Brothers;
1. Take away and hide all of their gaming consoles or the control to them (Psp, phone, Xbox remote).
2. Ask your brother if you can go in his room, go in even if he says no and then shout "Ewe there's a condom in here!" (Works better if he says you can't go in and make sure both parents are within hearing distance).
3. Make sure you get home from school before him and fill up a bucket with water. Go into a room with a window that has the entrance view of the house, wait for him to come home and throw the bucket of water all over him.
4. Find out if he has a girlfriend/boyfriend/crush and tease him about them all the time.
5. If his room is messy ask him if he wants you to tidy it up. Tape up girly posters of bands (1d) give him pink bed sheets and things like that, take a picture and show everyone (Facebook, twitter, Instagram).
Younger Brothers;
6. Steal their food from their plate and don't let them steal any of yours.
7. Play with their toys and when they start playing with it scream at them "I was playing with that let go!"
8. Keep picking them up and giving them very sloppy kisses.
9. Never let them go into your room but always go in theirs.
10. If they start boasting about how good they are at something challenge them and make sure you win, then boast about winning.
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