How To Annoy People On Easter
1. If you're doing an Easter egg hunt and you find somebody else's eggs move them to somewhere they have already looked.
2. Smash other people's eggs just before they eat them.
3. Jump around like the Easter bunny all day.
4. Get a chocolate Easter bunny with a bell, put the bell around your wrist. Move your wrists a lot to ring the bell whenever people are around.
5. Wake up early in the morning and if you see and Easter egg scream "THE EASTER BUNNY HAS BEEN!"
6. Look around for your Easter eggs before Easter and if you find any (make sure they're for you) eat them early.
7. Put people's Easter eggs in water so they go all horrible.
8. When people give you an Easter egg look at it disgusted and turn away, then snatch it off them.
9. Melt Easter eggs and put them in little pools around the house when it starts to get hard again and scream "ewe somebodies pooped!".
10. If someone asks you if you had a nice Easter say "No! it was horrible. I had too much chocolate and I had to spend time with my family.
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