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SCP Foundation - Dr. Void
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAA" I was laughing maniacally at what was in front of me. It was a J type SCP known as SCP-@#%&!-J. I pulled out its file to make sure it really was SCP-@#%&!-J.
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It is best not to make direct eye contact with SCP-@#%&!
Item #: SCP-@#%&!
Object Class: X
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-@#%&!'s containment cell is to be flooded with Dr. Bronner's brand peppermint soap in the event that SCP-@#%&!'s secondary effect exceeds containment capacity. SCP-@#%&!'s effect is currently in the process of being studied so that we might do away with it.
SCP-@#%&! creates new curse words every time it speaks.
Description: SCP-@#%&! is the designation given to a very rude bird capable of producing human speech despite its anatomy suggesting it would not possess such a capability.
SCP-@#%&! uses curse words almost exclusively. It is not known where SCP-@#%&! learned the words or why it chooses to use them when other words are available.
Addendum G: A reverse image search reveals that this type of bird is a finch.
Addendum PG: Curse words really only have the power that we give them. I suggest the document be revised with this perspective. -Dr. ████
███ you, try me. — SCP-@#%&!
It is not known if SCP-@#%&! is sapient or is simply a biological robot that produces curse words.
Stimulus
Response
Hi
F███ you.
How are you today?
I don't give a flying ███.
Well f███ you too then!
[█████; an original curse word. When parsed by Foundation cryptographers it translates into the complete writings of James Joyce]
SCP-@#%&! is exposed to a pattern screamer.
Shut the f███ up!
Addendum TV-13: Excerpt from interview conducted on "Dr. Gerald", an intrasite television program.
Dr. Gerald: You are the father.
SCP-@#%&!: Sir, I am a ████ING ██████.
Dr. Gerald: Well, we have someone here we'd like you to meet.
Timmy waddles onstage.
: Why am I a bird?
Audience gasps.
SCP-@#%&!: Begins doing flips.
Audience boos.
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