Sam: Will you be quiet?!
Colby: I didn't say anything!
Sam: Well stop thinking so loud!
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Jake: Are you even listening?
Sam: Yes, it just takes me a while to process so much stupid.
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Colby: Just take a deep breath or something!
Sam, after hurting himself on an adventure: TAKE A DEEP BREATH?! It feels like my arm is going to fall off!!
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Colby: Why do people keep trying to put this blanket on me?
Sam: Because you're in shock.
Colby: That doesn't mean I need a blanket. It mean I need booze.
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Colby: I didn't catch your name.
Sam: I didn't throw it.
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Elton: Trust your gut.
Corey: I have anxiety, my gut is always telling me to abort missions.
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[while exploring]
Sam: Is that blood?
Colby: No?
Corey: That's not a question you're supposed to answer with another question!
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Sam: Hold on, you died!?
Colby: Yeah, well it didn't stick.
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Colby: On a scale of 1-10, how bad do you thin it would be if I-
Sam: At least a 20.
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Sam: He's kinda a badass
Jake: He's kinda super evil too
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Jake: Colby, what's the meaning of life?
Colby: Sam
Jake: Is it because you love him?
Colby: No because life is short.
Sam, walking through the door: I heard that!
Elton and Corey: *high five*
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Tara: Words cannot describe how beautiful you are.
Jake: Aww-
Tara: But numbers can. 2/10
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Sam: So what's your type?
Colby: Kind, blonde, blue eyed, dumb, terrible sense of humor.
Sam: Hey that kinda sounds like me. too bad I'm not a girl.
Colby: Did I mention dumb?
Sam: Yeah
Colby: just checking.
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YOU ARE READING
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FanfictionGod I swear this one is going to be more organized and hopefully way better. And to clarify, all of this is platonic. I do not ship them romantically, I believe they are each other's platonic soulmate and if you have a problem with that then leave.
