Sam: *summons a demon*
Colby: *holding a camera* You're doing great sweetie!
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Sam: Name one thing you wished to be real but isn't.
Colby: My will to live.
Sam: ...
Sam: Okay, but I was thinking more along the line of unicorns.
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Sam and Colby: A Summary
Jake: *laughing* Colby.
Sam: *disapprovingly* Colby!!
Elton: *approvingly* Colby!
Nate: *confused* Colby?
Seth: *amused* Colby.
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Colby: In this friendship, you're the moon and I'm the sun.
Sam: Obviously, you light up my world.
Colby: Well yeah, but also I'm the hot one.
Sam: ...
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Sam: Colby? It's 4am, why are you baking a cake? And why are there party decorations and cake?
Colby: I'm celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity. Want a cookie?
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Colby: Sam can you wash the window blankets please?
Sam: ...
Sam: Did you just call curtains window blankets?
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Jake: What would you do if you were invisible?
Sam: I think I'd spend time in nature. I could easily watch animals and birds without scaring them away. And I think it would be really peaceful.
Colby: Set up tripwires around the trap house.
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Sam: I am death! I am destruction! Fear me!
Colby: You are literally the smallest in the group.
Sam: Fear me fool!
Nate: You should listen to him. I know for a fact that this one can bite off a mans hand with no hesitation. I've seen it happen, and let me tell you. It's terrifying knowing that this tiny raisin can easily kill a man.
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Colby: I've only slept nine hours over the last four days, so right now I'm on the verge of a nervous break down.
Colby: *bites into his phone*
Sam: Colby... that's not... a bagel
Colby: Shit! That means I put my phone in the toaster!
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Sam: *does something incredibly deadly stupid*
Colby: What a dork.
Sam:
Colby, panicking: Oh no, that's my dork!
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Sam: You're just mad that I'm more articulate than you.
Colby: Well... I'm more smarter than you.
Sam: Don't you mean more intelligent?
Sam: More smarter isn't proper grammar.
Colby: ...
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Nate: The floor is lava! *jumps on rails*
Colby: *lays on the floor*
Nate: What are you doing?!
Colby: I wanna die.
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Colby: Hey Sam, how was your da- HOLY HELL! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Sam: *soaking wet, covered in flour, dirt, and napkins. Has grass and sticks in his hair. And has rips and holes in his clothing*
Sam: I'm having what some would call a "Bad Day"
Colby: I can see that...what happened exactly?
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Colby: Duct tape can't fix stupid.
Colby, with a crazed look: But it can muffle it
Nate: *scared*
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Colby: I AM THE ALMIGHTY LEADER OF THIS FORT,BOW DOWN TO ME!
Sam: ...
Colby: BOW DOWN TO YOUR LEADER!
Nate: ...Where did you get all these pillows?
Sam: Why do you do these things?
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Colby: Maybe we should get an adult
Nate: WE ARE ADULTS!
Sam: Oh, we are?
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Colby: Are we there yet?
Sam: No
*5 seconds later*
Nate: Are we there yet?
Sam: Still no.
*10 seconds later*
Seth: Are we-
Sam: WE'RE NOT EVEN IN THE CAR YET!
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Sam: DUCK!
Colby and the others: *squats down* Ahhh!
Sam: No, duck.
Corey, standing up: What?
Jake, standing up: Where?
Nate, standing up: Why?
Colby, standing up: How?
Sam: No. Duck. I say that instead of the F-word
Colby: That's the purest, yet dumbest thing I've ever heard.
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Everyone at a Trap House party: 5,4,3,2,1 HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Drunk Sam: Happy Halloween!
Drunk Colby: And Merry Easter to all!
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Jake to Sam: Hey what kind of chips should I bring to the party?
Colby, across the house: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!!
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Colby: Did you... did you just hiss at me?
Sam: It's what I do when I reach my limit with stupid questions.
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( i wrote this instead of writing my essay for school...)
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FanfictionGod I swear this one is going to be more organized and hopefully way better. And to clarify, all of this is platonic. I do not ship them romantically, I believe they are each other's platonic soulmate and if you have a problem with that then leave.
