Sam: Oh my god! Colby, you're bleeding!
Colby: Don't worry it's not mine.
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Colby: Who the fuck-
Sam: Language
Colby: Whom the fuck
Sam: *shakes his head, sighing.*
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Colby: Wow, your family is nuts. You should get a new one.
Sam: Yeah, well that's impossible.
Colby: Not really.
Colby: You could always start one with me.
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[at a restaurant]
Colby: Hey, are you single?
Brennen, blushing: Yes, I am.
Colby: *taking away the extra chair in from of him*
Colby: Thanks.
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Jake: How dumb do they think we are?
Colby: Sometimes Sam leaves me pictures of food instead of the shopping list.
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Sam: What the hell are you doing?
Colby: Honestly, most of the time I have no idea.
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Jake: People destroy birds houses to make bird houses.
Sam: One night...
Sam: One night is all I ask for.
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Colby: Did you know jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without having a brain?
Sam, drinking coffee: A ray of hope for you then.
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Elton: I hope you have an explanation for this
Colby: I have three actually.
Elton: How about the truth?
Colby: I don't actually remember how this really happened.
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Colby: I'm a very mature person, I apologize when I'm wrong.
Sam: I've never heard you apologize.
Colby: I'm never wrong.
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Colby: I'm so tired
Sam: What time did you go to sleep?
Colby:
Colby: no
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Colby: It's nice to be wanted, ya know?
Sam: Yeah, but not by the LAW!
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Sam: *runs into the glass door and knocks himself out*
Colby: *turns around and walks away*
Corey: isn't that your best friend?
Colby: shh! lower your voice!
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XPLR
FanfictionGod I swear this one is going to be more organized and hopefully way better. And to clarify, all of this is platonic. I do not ship them romantically, I believe they are each other's platonic soulmate and if you have a problem with that then leave.
