Colby: fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. why not keep going? why not 9? why not 10? strive for greatness.
Corey: next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. run 3 miles instead of 2. eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. burn your ex's house down. you can do it. i believe in you.
Sam: there were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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Sam: Colby...
Colby: oh no, 'Colby' in b-flat.
Colby: you're disappointed.
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Jake: if I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.
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Nate: how did you even get in here?
Sam: well-
Colby: your window!! or, as I like to call it, "Sam and Colby's door"!!
Nate: I'm closing the window.
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Colby: I'm 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome.
Seth: that's 200%.
Colby: I'm twice the man you'll ever be.
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Jake: Colby won't wake up, what do i do?
Sam: did you try kicking him?
Jake: yes.
Sam: then I'm out of ideas-
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Sam: Colby says drinking is bad for me.
Nate: he literally smokes and drinks.
Sam: he says he's a bad example.
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Colby: I think it's hilarious when people tell me I'm laid back because I've pretty much been screaming nonstop in my head since like first grade.
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Sam: am I a boy? am I a girl? it doesn't matter, I'm going to burn your house down.
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Colby: I only feel one emotion and it is anger
Sam: last night you drunk texted me and Jake a thousand heart emojis
Colby: out of anger
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Sam: criminal record?
Sam: the only crime I've committed is killing it on the dance floor haha
Sam:
Sam: well no, actually. I have killed a man
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Aaron: are you drinking enough water?
Corey: sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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Sam: I hate Brennen.
Colby: 'hate' is a strong word.
Sam: I have strong opinions.
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Sam: I hate you but like... platonically.
Jake: you??? can hate a person romantically???
Colby: he's figuring out he's aro-spec, let him be.
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Colby: I think we can be friends, Sam.
Sam:
Sam: I'm married.
Colby: WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH-
Sam: I DON'T KNOW I PANICKED-
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Colby: so tell us about your content.
Sam: well, I started making it.
Sam: had a couple breakdowns.
Sam: bon appétit
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Sam: I don't think the therapist is supposed to say 'wow' that many times during their first session with a client, but here I am.
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Colby: what is love?
Jake: an emotional minefield.
Tara: a neurochemical reaction.
Sam: baby don't hurt me
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Tara: I love you
Jake: I love me too
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Sam: a mosquito tried to bite me and i slapped it and killed it.
Sam: and I started thinking,
Sam: like, it was just trying to get food.
Sam: what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?
Kat:
Kat: are you okay?
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FanfictionGod I swear this one is going to be more organized and hopefully way better. And to clarify, all of this is platonic. I do not ship them romantically, I believe they are each other's platonic soulmate and if you have a problem with that then leave.
