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Sam: Jake, how could you possibly have gotten into this much trouble in one day?

Jake: It... It didn't take me the whole day...

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*trapped in a room*

Jake: We need to get out of here, but we gotta get through this door first. Colby, give me your credit card!

Colby, handing it to him: Here

Jake, pocketing it: Nice. Corey, kick the door down.

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Colby: I can explain.

Sam: Can you?

Colby: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.


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Sam: maybe i die. skydiving explosion. and then you go and marry Kat. and it makes me sad. but if she's gonna be with somebody, I'd like it to be you.

Colby: strange, but sweet.

Sam: only I didn't really die. I was faking it. and I come back. I spy on you from my red corvette. and I'm planning to kick your ass, but I see how happy you make her. and I have to walk away. I have to. and I do. slowly. in a rainstorm.

Jake: okay, this isn't really in the spirit of what we're trying to do.

Sam: but as time goes by, it eats away at me. you're out living it up with my girlfriend. and I'm alone. in a cave. training.

Corey: anyone else want to chime in?

Sam: I thought you were my friend... I THOUGHTYOU WERE MY FRIEND!!

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Sam: you're late.

Colby: I wasn't even going to come, don't start.

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Nate, walking through a haunted place: I just have some worries as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears. ‬

Nate, hearing a noise: oh, there they go. They're fears now. ‬

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Sam: I relate to belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are.

Colby: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

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Sam: okay I'm going to need you to swear-

Colby: fuck

Sam: ...

Sam: swear as in promise

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Sam: I think we're missing something

Nate: Teamwork?

Seth: Cohesion?

Colby: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Colby: you could've died!

Sam: I wasn't hurt that badly! the doctor said all my bleeding was internal

Sam: that's where the bloods supposed to be!

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Sam: I mean, small animals are way more vicious. it's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in

Katrina: that's ridiculous. give me one example of this

Sam: spiders

Colby: wasps

Corey: terriers

Jake: Tara

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Elton: so wait, when white claws are involved, you can suddenly do math in your head?

Sam: hold on, Colby, what is 19,154 white claws divided by 61 white claws?

Colby: 314 white claws

Sam: what if they were Smirnoff's?

Colby: well, it's the... carry the 4... it doesn't work

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Colby: do you have any skeletons in your closet?

Jake: you mean literally or figuratively?

Colby: honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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