Sam: I was in zoom class yesterday and had my mic off so Colby could sleep but then the teacher asked me a question and as soon as I unmuted he snored so loudly the entire class lost it
Jake: damn, sounds embarrassing.
Sam: on the contrary, I'm probably never going to get called on in that class again and I'm so for that
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*at band*
band director: trumpets back up a little we want to hear Sam's amazing saxophone solo!
Sam: no we don't
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*during the middle of a song at band*
Sam: Colby we're playing!!
Colby: I can't play right now I'm in the middle of a game of Tetris
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Colby: Why are you throwing so much shade?
Kat: Would you like if I throw knives instead?
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Colby: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS!
Colby: not you, Kat. You're precious and we're glad you're here
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Sam: That's not funny.
Jake: I thought it was funny.
Sam: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Corey: I don't really see what the big problem is with borrowing money. I do it all the time, sometimes I even pay it back!
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Jake: Why are your tongues purple?
Kat: We had slushies.
Sam, smirking: Kat had the red one, and I had the blue one.
Colby, realizing: OH.
Jake, confused: You drank each other's slushies?
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Seth: Are you busy?
Nate: Yes.
Seth: Cool, listen to this.
YOU ARE READING
XPLR
FanfictionGod I swear this one is going to be more organized and hopefully way better. And to clarify, all of this is platonic. I do not ship them romantically, I believe they are each other's platonic soulmate and if you have a problem with that then leave.
