Jake: *playing with scissors*
Colby: GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF IT!
Jake: WHY?!
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Sam: *chases bird* the only time anything has ever been intimidated by me in my life
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Kat: don't break my pen
Tara: I won't
Tara: *breaks pen* uhhh
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Sam: :)
Colby: >:(
Sam: Turn that frown upside down!
Colby: ):<
Sam: Not sure what I was expecting...
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Tara: Jake, you're like the sun to me.
Jake: Why, cause I light up your life?
Tara: No, because the longer I stare at you, the more I regret it.
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Sam: *drinks some water*
Colby: I'd kill a man for some water
Sam, now concerned: *takes another sip*
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Jake: When there's an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Colby: Thanks for that terrifying visual.
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Sam and Colby:*Playing video games*
Kat: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Sam: *silence*
Colby: *silence*
Kat, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?
Sam & Colby in shame: Yeah...
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Nate: Oooh, a train!
Seth: We're in a train station, Nate.
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Sam: Pick a card, any card.
Kat: Fine.
Sam: Wait, that's my credit card!
Kat: You said any card.
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Jake: You remind me of the ocean.
Colby: Because I'm deep and mysterious?
Jake: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people.
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Jake: *watching the trap house burn down*
Jake:
Jake: *starts filming* Waddup, guys, welcome to my vlog, today's topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O's cans are metal and thus non-microwavable! Step one: deny everything.
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Sam, setting down a card: Ace of spades.
Colby, pulling out an Uno card: +4.
Jake, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!
Corey, trembling: What are we playing?!
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Colby: I didn't even realize how sarcastic I was being. It's starting to become a problem, I think.
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Jake on Monday: *glues a dime to the sidewalk* Heh heh heh.
Jake on Wednesday: *walking down the street* Ooh hey! A dime!
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Kat: I'm sad.
Sam: Don't be sad, because sad backwards is das.
Sam: And das not good.
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Seth: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
Sam: It's a book. There's a lot of those in here, this is a library.
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Jake: I'm quick at math.
Tara: Ok, what's 38 times 76?
Jake: 24.
Tara: That wasn't even close.
Jake: But it was quick.
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Nate: That's the longest worm I've ever seen.
Colby: That's a snake.
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YOU ARE READING
XPLR
FanfictionGod I swear this one is going to be more organized and hopefully way better. And to clarify, all of this is platonic. I do not ship them romantically, I believe they are each other's platonic soulmate and if you have a problem with that then leave.
