Eren Jaeger Oneshots Rewritten

I'm About to Whip Somebody's Ass

Suicide = $
Suicide attempts = #
Smut = *
Self-Harm = £

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Word Count – 237

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Everyone knew in the Survey Core that if Captain Levi was mad, you were to stay well out of his way. Heck, they even told you that repeatedly during your cadet years. However, you'd properly think that it was all just a bunch of ooh-aah if you never experienced the captain's anger. Well, you might want to feel sorry for his poor Squad who experience it more than the average soldier. And today was no exception.

Allow me to explain; Levi was just doing his usual paperwork in his office. He had his window open. Outside, his Squad was training. You might think that's fine, right? Well, the problem here is that they are loud. Very, very, very loud. And no offense to his squad, but it was starting to really piss him off.

Taking a deep breath, the man stood from his desk and made his way to the open window, watching his Squad train. Closing his eyes and heaving a heavy sigh, the man started to mutter to himself. "I'm about to whip somebody's ass. Oh, I'm about to whip somebody's ass. Oh, if you don't leave me alone, you're gonna have to send me home. Cause I'm about to whip somebody's ass."

When he finished muttering to himself, all was quiet. Smirking to himself, the captain sat down at his desk and merely started to work again. It was fun messing with his Squad.