oneshots wolfstar
i PROMISE my writing gets better as the oneshots go on
mostly fluff
some angst
🏳️⚧️ = transgender/non-binary sirius/ remus
a lot of important topics
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Wolfstar, Jily & Dorlene They are like 25ish muggle au (btw they were all comfortable with sexual-ish games)
Lily invited Remus & Sirius and Dorcas & Marlene to come over for a fun game night. When they arrived they agreed on no drinking until the very end because Lily was pregnant.
Okay so I have a list of games here what should we play first?
Truth or dare (sexual) Never have I ever Guess the flavour (and some more cant think of any HELP)
Remus was sat on the sofa with Sirius on his lap, on the other side of the sofa Dorcas was sat with Marlene lying on her thighs. And Lily and James sat next to eachother opposite them with James' arm around Lily.
«I vote on truth or dare» Remus said, Lily looked around and everyone was nodding «Truth or dare it is then» Lily said, «Ill start»
«Sirius truth or dare» Everyone looked over and waited for Sirius' answer. «Truth» Lily was thinking for a bit then asked «Last time you and Remus fucked» Everyone grinned and Sirius said «Yesterday in the shower» They all laughed
«Okay Marlene truth or dare» «Dare» Marlene said confidently «whisper something dirty to Dorcas» So Marlene did, Dorcas blushed hard and glared at Marls.
«Truth or dare Remus» «Gonna have to pick dare» Marlene had to think for a bit before saying «Make Sirius blush» Sirius eyes went big and Remus said «easy» Remus bent down to kiss sirius and said «your pretty» and that made Sirius blush like crazy. Sirius hid his face in Remus' chest and everyone laughed.
«James truth or dare» «Truth...» James said a bit scared. «Was the pregnancy planned?» Remus asked «Okay so we have been talking about it for awhile but werent planning on getting pregnant right then, but it worked out fine because we were planning on it anyway, so half planned?» Remus nodded
«Dorcas truth or dare» «truth» dorcas said «Who did you loose your virginity to?» Dorcas blushed «Marlene!!» she said laughing «no way I had no clue» james said.
«Hmm Lils truth or dare» «Gonna pick truth stomach is too sore do to anything» Lily said laughing «Okay hottest person in the room» Dorcas asked
«Marlene 100%» Lily said, «EXCUSE ME» James shouted pretending to be hurt. Lily rubbed his head and laughed at him.
«Okay Remus truth or dare, think this will be the last one» Lily said «Since its the last one ill make it fun and pick dare» Lily grinned and said «Grind on Sirius and make him hard» Remus smirked «okay» Sirius was frozen with his mouth open.
Remus flipped him and Sirius so he was straddling Sirius and started to grind on him. «I think we know who is top» Marlene shouted.
Remus gave Sirius small kissed inbetween until Sirius was hard. «Cant believe that actually made you go hard.» Remus whispered to Sirius «Shut up babe» Sirius said back and *tried* to lie on his stomach to hide his boner and blush. He was able to but it wasent too comfortable.
For about 10 minutes they were all just talking and Remus was stroking Sirius' hair to comfort him. «Okay okay next game! This is mainly for wolfstar because I know they can actually do it.» Sirius looked confused but Remus knew excatly what was going on.
Lily came into the room with a big packet of chapsticks and cherrys. «Okay so Remus is going to make a knot with a cherry stem while its in his mouth.» Lily handed him the cherry, he put it in his mouth messed around with it for a bit and pulled it out with a knot in it
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«Okay easy part done now Remus your going to do it in Sirius' mouth» Remus nodded and got himself a cherry «WHAT?!» Sirius said «If you can actually do that then hot.» Sirius said making Remus laugh «you ready?» Remus asked and Sirius nodded.
Remus opened Sirius' mouth and put the cherry in, He then kissed Sirius and put his toungue in, soon enough he had made a knot in the cherry stem. Sirius was turned on- impressed.
«Wow you actually did it Remus, impressive» Lily said laughing. «Okay now a game for everyone, me, remus and marlene pick a random chapstick put it on and our partner has to guess what flavour it is» Lily said, everyone nodded.
Marlene went over to the bowl of chapsticks and picked out a rasberry flavour. She put it on and told Dorcas she could try. Dorcas leant in and kissed her. «Strawberry?» Marlene shook her head «nope try again» Dorcas kissed her again «oh rasberry ofcourse!» Marlene nodded and kissed Dorcas again.
Now Lily went over to the chapsticks without James watching and picked out an orange flavour. James kissed her, but he couldnt taste anything. So he licked her lips. «ew james» lily said disgusted. «ORANGE» everyone laughed at james.
Remus went over to the chapsticks and picked a liquorice one knowing Sirius hated it. «Okay Sirius im ready» Remus said walking back to Sirius. He kissed Remus but the second their lips touched Sirius pulled back «EW REMUS THATS DISGUSTING» Remus burst out laughing and found a glass of water for Sirius. «im never kissing you again remus» sirius said dramatically. «Ill make it up for you tonight» Remus whispered to sirius.
«Okay everyone its getting late and it feels like my stomach is going to explode so last game of the night, never have i ever!» Everyone cheered and sat down in a circle.
How they were sat: (just like the couples were cuddled up) Lily James Marlene Sirius Dorcas Remus
«Okay so I can start asking a question then we go clockwise, if you have done the thing you take a sip of whatever alcohol you have, and I'll have water.» Lily explained
«Never have I ever had sex in public» Marlene, Sirius and Remus drank «Okay I know marlene has but sirius and remus??? WHERE?!» Remus replied saying «we were trying on suits for a formal party and Sirius got a bit turned on while changing, everyone in the shop probably heard and it haunts me to this day» «BIT TOO MUCH INFORMATION THANKS» James shouted
«Okay anyway my turn» james said «never have I ever had a favorite sex toy» Dorcas, Marlene, James & Sirius drank. «JAMES FAVORITE IS A FUCKING COCK RING ITS SO FUNNY» Lily shouted exposing James everyone laughed at him.
«which is your favorite Siri?» remus whispered to Sirius while everyone was listening to Lilys story about james cock ring obsession. «that is something only I shall know» sirius whispered back «hmm I see how it is» remus finally said.
«my turn!» sirius said «never have i ever walked in on someone during sex» James was the only one who drank
«I FUCKING WALKED IN ON THEM» pointing at sirius and remus «I JUST WANTED A FUCKING SHOWER AND NOW MY EYES ARE SCARRED FOREVER» James shouted at everyone «oh yea i forgot about that» sirius said
«Remus your turn» lily said «Never have I ever had a sexy nickname / given someone a sexy nickname» Everyone drank and laughed.
«Never have I ever had to hide a hickey» Remus, Sirius, Lily and Dorcas drank «I just show them off and make people jealous» Marlene said and winked to Dorcas.
«Okay me!» Marlene said. «Wait guys im getting really tired can this be the last one?» Lily said interrupting. «Sure lils no problem» they all said.
«Never have I ever had sex in the sea/a swimming pool» Marlene said and looked around to see who drank. Remus & Sirius did and James & Lily.
They all got ready to head home and thanked James and Lily for the fun night. When Sirius and Remus were in the car Sirius said «So you said you were going to make up for the liquorice chapstick» Remus thought for a bit «only if I find out what your favorite toy is» Remus smirked, «deal»
A/N okay that was it haha! thanks for reading please vote and comment any wolfstar/jily/dorlene requests (not smut) and I will try and do them!
Next chaptor will be: Remus and Sirius trying to have «the talk» with Harry but Harry ends up finding a bit to much about their sex life
