"Shit Remus right there my god" Sirius moaned underneath Remus. Remus kept attacking that one spot making Sirius go mad.
"Im close babe" Remus said reaching down to kiss Sirius. They were both about to come until they heard their bedroom door open making Remus stop suddenly.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD" Teddy screamed when he saw both of his parents naked and one pulling out of the other.
Sirius was shocked in place not knowing what to do and Remus laughed slightly and put his head on Sirius' chest.
"Give me a second Teddy, just, please close the door" Teddy nods and closes the door.
"Uh Teddy with you on the other side of the door" Remus adds when he sees Teddy staring at his naked ass. Teddy quickly nods and leaves the room.
"Remus what are we going to do now" Sirius giggles.
"I thought you locked the door" Remus said giving Sirius a look. He throws on boxers and sweatpants and throws Sirius some.
"I put the silencing charm I thought you locked the door" Sirius said standing up to put the clothes on.
"It doesnt matter now but from now on I can lock the door and you silence the room."
Remus puts on a hoodie and Sirius a tshirt as they go to find Teddy to apologize and figure out what he wanted in the first place.
"Teddy?" Remus shouts as him and Sirius walk through the hall heading down the stairs. "Im here" Teddy shouts from downstairs.
They follow his voice and find the 14 year old boy sat on the sofa.
"I. am. traumatized."
Remus and Sirius share a glance and laugh a bit. "Thats understandable" Sirius says and sits next to Teddy.
"So what did you want in the first place?" Remus asks sitting on an armchair opposite them.
"I couldnt sleep so I was going to ask dad (remus) for a book I could read, and then well, it went downhill from there" Teddy says looking down at the floor.
"Well Sirius and I talked and it wont happen again" Remus says giving a stern look to Sirius who just grins back.
"Well sometimes life cant always be sunshine and rainbows, in this case it was dick and dick" Sirius says jumping up from the sofa.
"Im getting cookies!" He says walking happily out to the kitchen.
"Im sorry about your father, and I am sorry to myself for marrying him" Remus says and sits next to Teddy, he puts a hand on Teddys shoulder and gets a disgusted look back.
"Was that hand on Sirius' dick?"
"Yes... why"
"Have you washed it since?"
"We rushed down so we didnt have time"
Teddy brushed the hand off as Sirius came in with cookies. "What did I miss?"
"The only thing you guys miss is lack of hygiene, but I am off to bed, goodnight." Teddy says and walks backwards up the staids eyeing his parents.
"Oh he didnt want my cookies"
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wolfstar oneshots🤍
Fanfictiononeshots wolfstar i PROMISE my writing gets better as the oneshots go on mostly fluff some angst 🏳️⚧️ = transgender/non-binary sirius/ remus a lot of important topics remember to vote:)
