i had to post today, and none of my drafts were done so I made this for u guys cause I need to gife u something...
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Remus' RED FLAGS & things that just annoy me, from Sirius, (his husband)
1. Would choose a book over me.
2. Wears the same sweater 2 weeks straight before washing it
3. When he gets to warm in bed he turns his back to me instead of cuddling me? wtf
4. Walks around the house naked???
5. Hates winter, hates spring, hates summer, hates everything
6. Has like stashes of chocolate everywhere? Like I'll be going to get a bath bomb for my bath and there will be chocolate behind them.
7. Picky eater, this man WONT EAT SHIT
8. Wears trousers that are too small so his ankles show..
9. Thinks he's a know it all
10 WHEN HE TRIES TO SPEAK FRENCH
Red flags, and things that piss me off that Sirius does, from his husband remus
1. eats snails
2. thinks he can sing but sounds horrendous
3. so loud in bed that I have to tell him to shut up in a non horny way because it's literally giving me a headache
4. sleeps with socks on.
5. will wear the same boxers two days in a row before changing.
6. cries if his eyeliner isn't right, the tears making it worse.
7. acts like a baby when he wants something
8. sticks his finger in my ear when I'm not giving him attention, which leads me to the next one
9. always needs attention
10. spoils movies if he's already seen it.
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