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78. pros & cons

Here are the pros and cons of dating an olympic (gold medal) swimmer! By Sirius Lupin-Black.

Cons:
1. Trains 24/7, like far too much.
2. Wakes up at 4am, most days to train. like what?
3. Eats food more than he wants to eat me
4. Either has too much energy or only wants to sleep
5. I'm not the only person who simps over him:(
6. Takes his wedding ring off 284728374 times a day, sometimes makes me think he's gonna divorce me. (I'm joking Remus dw)
7. Makes fun of me when I try to swim

Pros:
1. Best fucking body ever
2. I get to travel all over the world with him on competitions
3. Bought me a mansion;)
4. Can watch hot edits of him fans have made
5. Strong hips so sex is honestly the best
6. Can save me if I drown
7. When he's tired he loves to cuddle
8. When he comes back from training with his hair wet... does stuff to me

Remus scoffs when he sees the piece of paper lying on the counter when he comed back from practise he reads it and laughs a bit.

«See you've found my pros and cons of dating a swimmer then»

Remus raises an eyebrow and puts the paper down walking over to Sirius. «I indeed have, and some of them were... questionable»

Sirius laughs as Remus walks over and holds his hips gently. «Which one was your favorite then?»

Remus grins and walks back to the paper to read over it again and brings it back to Sirius.

«It would have to be, number 3 on cons» He says as he laughs. «And number 7, because it is honestly so true»

«And number 4 and 8 on pros» He puts the paper down and walks back to Sirius, but what he does next catches Sirius off guard.

He gets close to Sirius and starts shaking his head fast making water fly everywhere. «Huh so this does stuff to you?»

He laughs stopping and looks at Sirius who was more wet than expected. «Remus Jesus Christ» He says running his hand through his hair.

«Why don't I make one about you? Pros and cons of dating the worlds most famous singer, Sirius Lupin-Black?»

Sirius smirks. «I would like that»

Pros and cons of dating (world famous) singer Sirius (Lupin-) Black! By his husband Remus<3

Cons:
1. Half the world doesn't even know he's married because the world still knows him as Sirius BLACK smh.
2. Sometimes has to sing about his exes
3. Is away a lot when he had tours and I can't always join him.
4. Can't go out in out in public without paparazzi seeing us
5. Can't sing in front of him because he would laugh at me smh
6. 70% of his girl fanbase are in love with him, like no only me tyvm

Pros:
1: He's a singer.. so has a gorgeous voice. Both on the stage and in bed.
2. Makes love (and sex) songs about me
3. Get to be his plus one at all types of big things like Grammys, VMA's, Met Gala etc.
4. Can get VIP tickets to all of his shows, or be backstage.
5. I get to hear his songs first
7. his voice

Sirius smirks reading the list, «I think you like my voice»

Remus laughs and wraps his arms around him tickling his stomach lightly. «Would die for it»

Remus kisses Sirius all over his neck and face making the smaller one squirm under him. «I love you, I love you, I love you»

Once Remus stops tickling Siriu and he has gotten his breathing back to normal Sirius grinned at him. «I love you most»

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